you know the drill
except the magic combo OCs make up like 60% of this -
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Ki, spraying smth in the oven with a water gun: we gotta cool this bitch down-
Fedir, embarrassed: *laughing* I actually just put the cutting board in the ov e n...-
Juju: okay so he decided to put the c u t t i n g b o a r d in the O V E N -
Ki: you fuckin' DUMBASS-
Fedir: dude I forgo-
Ki: omfg- we're trying to make CHICKEN ALFREDO right now, and you fuckin' MELT?????? the CUTTING BOARD??????? IN THE OVEN AT 400 DEGREES F A R E N H E I T ????-
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Juju, at her clanmate: that's the fourth time this week you've brought up cannibalizing me,, should I be concerned??-
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Ki: do you think I can fit this entire orange in my mouth?-
Fedir: please don't-
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Juju, for the tenth time in two days: well you see, Marxism is actually-
*anguished, overlapping screaming from multiple clanmates*
/
Allure: how much caffeine is poisonous??? I- I'm asking for myself I'm actually getting kinda worried-
/
Jason: ...wh...why is Shads sitting in a box in the hallway? with a sheet over her head??
Kocho: oh, you know.
stress-
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Juju, before burning her clan to the ground: I'm going to KILL YOU.
*long pause*
and then k i l l y o u a g a i n -
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Dusk, drunk as fuck: j OE BIDEN oWES ME 6 0 0 D O L L A R S -
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*Dusk walking past in his Demented form, visibly pissed*
Oreo: oh my G o d -
Odessa: *dumb giggling-*
Oreo: where are you G O I N G ??
Odessa: *more giggling-*
Oreo: who's gonna D I E ?????
Odessa:*cryign-*
Oreo: Y O U A L R E A D Y K I L L E D J E S U S !!!!-
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Leo: everyone's been asking me, "Leo how'd you bag a baddieee??? how'd you bag that baddie??" bro I didn't bag shit-
Leo: Harms picked me up by my neck, threw me over her shoulder, and I've been on it ever since-
and I ain't got no plans of getting off anytime soon-
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Xena, to Maribelle: what kind of god wears a fucking turtleneck-
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Fedir, squeaky: ᵢ'ₘ ₙₒₜ ₐ ₚᵤₛₛy -
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Kaasni: *panicked squeal/screaming in the distance*
