In a mood so
Have one of my favorite OCs to play with
Also she's the embodiment of one of my favorite tropes (serious/mature one is actually a fucking gremlin but is really subtle about it) so have fun with that
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Blodwen: *jokingly calls Jei a milf*
Jerenei, already holding a spear: oh you are THIS CLOSE to getting your ass ST A B B E D -
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Y/N: *breaks a vase*
Jerenei:
Jerenei at her wit's end: Nice job breaking that, hero-
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Jei: *s i i g h*
Gia.
With all due respect - you couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
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Child! Blodwen: I don't wanna kill anyone... I- I don't have the guts to pull the tri-
Child! Jerenei: I do. Give me the gun-
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Jerenei: I'm gonna fuck with the weapons of mass destruction.
Blodwen: wh- why would you do that??
Jerenei:
Jerenei: Honestly Chi and Skai are like 100% of my impulse control and neither of them are here so-
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Chi: How do you know you actually exist?
Jerenei: Because if I was a simulation then my actions and mindset would be governed by at least a rudimentary logic, and let me tell you my friend, they are fucking not-
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Jerenei, staring dead into an enemy's soul, seconds before performing an impromptu dissection with her sword:
I am going to collapse you like a fuckin' soufflè.
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Jerenei: I will fUCKING FIGHT YOU. DO YOU WANT THAT?? CHI DO YOU WANT THAT- BECAUSE I FUCKING WILL-
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Gia: Hey did you hear about that chef who died-
Jerenei: ...no?
Gia: He pasta away-
Jerenei:
Jerenei: I hope you pasta away-
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*Insert Jerenei purposely pulling Blodwen's tail so she falls off the beam she was sitting on-*
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Blodwen, doing a ranged mission: JerenEII!
Jerenei: Where are you?? Where the fuck are you-
Blodwen: we gotta get that *gets spooked* bLEGHGEHGIGEH-
Jerenei:
Chi, right beside her: *fucking crying-*
Jerenei: gotta get WHAT-
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Jerenei: Don't look for any redeeming qualities, I don't have any-
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Anyways-
