Alternate title: The Black Mark gang throw insults at one another while Fangsu and Bellona continue being gay in the groupchat
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Dae: Mind if I just
Dae: @everyone
Duvessa: @ me again and I'll fuck your best friend
Icarus, Dae's best friend: you'll what
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Fangsu: Hadeon
Fangsu: Hadeon my dude, with all due respect
Fangsu: I will drink your bone marrow
Hadeon: WHAT
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Duvessa: I WILL REMOVE YOUR TENDONS ONE BY ONE AND USE THEM AS THE LACE IN MY CORSET
Dae: I fucking dare you
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Bellona: Ah. And, pray tell, why is that?
Fangsu: Uh, he said because you're too sarcastic
Bellona: Tell him I will disassemble his hopes and dreams with an alan wrench.
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Batibat: I will drag you through the streets like modern day Mussolini you overgrown chicken
Icarus: I'll rip out every single one of your quills before you even get the CHANCE
Hadeon: IT IS FIVE IN THE MORNING GO TO YOUR FUCKIGN DORMS OR I'M SICCING ENYO ON YOUR ASSES
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Enyo: I scared a kid at the park today
Bellona: You're doing great sweetie
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Dae Hyun: 오빠 (oppa/brother)
Dae Hyun: I love you, but if I see you with soju again I am taking your lips away
Hadeon: What does that even MEAN-
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Fangsu: :)
Batibat: Make that face again and I'm unslicing your bread
Icarus: J e s u s
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Icarus: I will tangle my headphones on purpose and make you watch
Batibat: I will fuckign throw Liu at you I swear to God
Icarus: Do you mean the therapy orb that follows your traumatized ass everywhere??
Icarus: I don't think that's much of a threat
Batibat: If I throw him hard enough you'll be the traumatized one you hoe
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Duvessa: She's gay your honor
Fangsu: :3
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Duvessa: Friendly reminder that your kneecaps are a privilege not a right
Dae: Who hurt you today
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Batibat: Like a black blob of sludge has anything to say in this matter
Dae: Keep calling me sludge and I'll shove salt rocks directly under your eyelids
Batibat: oh
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Fangsu: <3
Bellona: <33
Enyo: WHO TOOK MY FRUIT SNACKS
Enyo, two seconds later: *pic of her holding Dae Hyun by the throat* Y O U
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Fangsu: Istg if one more person says I don't look like a lesbian
Fangsu: I'm going to start stealing their teeth
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Hadeon: DAE HYUN
Hadeon: TAKE MY FISH AGAIN AND I'LL SINGLE-HANDEDLY COMMIT SIX NEW WAR CRIMES
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Fangsu: You're a work of art :DD
Batibat: Modern art
Fangsu: I will stab out your eyes with your own quills and eat them like marshmallows
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Duvessa: I'll break all your bones in alphabetical order.
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Icarus: "I hope you never pay off your student loans" is excessive. Take that back
Fangsu: I MEANT IT
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That's all lol
