I finished the Shier Whia arc AND the Cuphead OCs for good-
you know what that means-
-+-
[ just trying to order at a drive-thru ]
Dusk: h -
Demented: h̶I̵ ̴H̸E̵L̸L̴O̷ ̸C̸A̶N̶ ̴W̸E̵ ̴G̵E̴T̵ ̵A̶ ̷N̴U̵M̴B̴E̸R̵ ̵1̴
Dusk: nO- not a number 1-
*the kind of sigh that only someone who has been tired for the last fifteen years can make*
Dusk: can we g-
Demented: A̷ ̴N̵U̴M̶B̷E̴R̷ ̴4̶
Dusk: shut UP- can I get a-
Demented: D̸O̸ ̵Y̶O̴U̶ ̴H̴A̵V̴E̸ ̶N̶A̶C̸H̸O̵ ̵F̸R̵I̴E̵S̵ ̵O̴R̷ ̴N̷A̵H̷
Dusk: oh my god- sORRY can we get uh-
Demented: a̷ ̴s̴i̶d̶e̸ ̵o̵f̵ ̷Y̴O̶U̴R̵ ̷M̵O̴M̵
Dusk, bonking Demented on the head: shUT UP-
//
Tor: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one..
Taio, cracking his knuckles: manslaughter it is then :)
//
Kick, zooming in on a cracked Taco Bell window:
someone was not having a baja blast
Puleng: stOP-
//
Juju: I don't like the tone of your voice.
*shoots the clanmate she was talking to point blank-*
//
[ some ACCURSED recipe I have no desire to describe. all I'm saying is that it involved covering canned sausages in chocolate & sprinkles. ]
the guy making said recipe, speaking annoyingly slow I hate this man: here is,, a rlly nice recipe, that YOU can take-
Harms, appalled: tO HELL!! you hear me??? to h E L L. cuz that's where yOUR ASS IS GOING-
//
Kick: name me, O N E F O O D that is BLUE!!
*silence*
Taio: ...blueberries?
Kick, violently shaking him by the shoulders: BLUEBERRIES ARE F U C K I N G P U R P L E -
//
[ for context: Daeva has never been good at sticking landings when she flies-]
Daeva: I am the Lorax I speak for my knees-
*lands, accidentally locks her knees, then tumbles headfirst into some weeds*
Daeva: A-
//
Tarro, trying to cheer Estel up: uh, uh uh~! turning the car into oncoming traffic...is
✨COUNTER-PRODUCTIVEE ✨
//
Shads: *grabs one of those shitty dollar store skeletons by the neck and just. throws it into the ground. full speed. no mercy.*
Jason, who just walked in to tell her smth:
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[ speaking of Jason & Shads -]
