Disclaimer: This is just for fun, satirical, walang katotohanan at hindi po namin siniseryoso ang mga ito, joke lang po ito at pangkasiyahan lang.
Pinapasaya ko muna kayo hehehehe
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Risa, Chel, Sonny, Teddy and Leila are drinking in Chel's house, having fun and just talking about random stuffs together.
"Shuta ka mhie, anong oras na pala gaga ka! Yari ka nanaman sa misis mo!" Sonny exclaimed when he saw the time on Chel's wall clock.
"Anong oras naba? Patingin--" She froze when she saw the time.
1:40 AM
"Love, uuwi din ako ng 10PM, samahan ko lang sila don, pwede po?" Risa asked, doing those puppy eyes to Leni.
Leni looked at her with her arms crossed to her chest.
"Ang bait mo ah? May "po" kapa, talaga nga naman oh kapag iinom, oo na, basta umuwi ka ng maaga Ana Theresia!" Leni said, Risa stood up before wrapping Leni in a tight hug while kissing her cheek.
"Thank you po talaga Pangga!"
"Gago ka mhie, ang paalam mo lang kay Leni is 10PM, kinabukasan kana uuwi bhe? Yari ka talaga don....." Chel said, doing that "you're dead" hand signal, making Leila slapped his hand.
"Umuwi kana, balitaan mo kami kung pinalayas kaba o ano." Teddy said before handing Risa her bag.
Risa gulped, Leni is mad-- no, she's angry for sure. Risa grabbed her bag from Teddy's hand before crossing her arms, "Ihatid niyo ko don! Ano? Ako lang haharap mag-isa nung galit niya? Uminom din kayo so kasama kayo, kunin mo susi ng kotse mo Chel, ihatid niyo ko don." Risa said, all of them gulped, nervous because they knew how Leni gets mad.
"Tangina veb, di ko kaya, alam mo naman yon si Leni magalit..." Sonny replied, looking down at his feet.
"Nawala yung tama ko sa sinabi ni Risa...." Leila also said before drinking the glass of water in one take.
"Ako din, yung antok ko napalitan ng kaba..." Chel agreed, looking at the cans of beers infront of him.
Suddenly, Risa's phone rang making all of them flinched and panicked.
"Hoy! Gago si Leni yan tangina ka veb!"
"Sagutin mo Ana Theresia! Gago ka be!"
"Shuta mhie kinakabahan ako, sagutin mo na kasi!"
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Risa Hontiveros x Leni Robredo One Shots
Fanfictioni'm bored and i love these two lovely ladies so why not make one-shots of them? they're adorable. expect slow updates bcs i'm lazy asf idek why i'm still in this world and just risa taking in charge, i guess? anyways, LET LENI FCKING LEAD! MISOGYNIS...
