LEGO Monkie Kid Sun Wukong x Owl House Witch reader: Impossible Delivery

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(this is something I just thought up. You don't get to choose your Palisman, sorry, I've also named her, I have my reasons. Everything else is all you. This is just the parts with Sun with the reader. Also, everyone's not Lego, it's easier for me.)

MK was sparring with Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, on Flower Fruit Mountain while (Y/n), a (Cloven) witch from the Boiling Isles sat sidesaddle on her Phoenix Palisman, Ember, watching the boys train. Monkey King effortlessly dodges MK's attacks until he gets his tail around MK's leg and throws him in (y/n)'s direction. As the boy falls past her, she calmly leans forward and catches him by the foot, dangling him upside-down.

Monkey King: *landing nearby* Good catch, Peaches.

(Y/n): Thanks, Sun.

Mk: Thanks for catching me, (y/n).

(Y/n): It's all good.

Monkey King: *he takes MK from her, flips him right side up, and places him safely on the ground* Better. Way, way better. You're totally getting the hang of this, bud!

MK: Aw really?

Monkey King: I mean, it does make sense. You are getting trained by me. Now, we just gotta work on your focus.

MK: Yeah, I am the best of focus-What do you mean, "work on my focus"?! I-I'm like No. 1 Focus Guy!

Monkey King: Ugh, If anyone is No. 1 Focus Guy, it's me.

MK: What?! *gets his book* Literally, your entire legacy is about you being impulsive and dodging responsibilities!

Monkey King: *He grabs a bag of Peach Chips, mouth full* That's where you are wrong.

MK: The time that you ate all the Immortal Peaches that you are meant to guard?

Monkey King: That was a long time ago.

MK: When you kept annoying everyone at the Celestial Realm?

Monkey King: *digging another chip out of the bag* That's a matter of opinion.

MK: The time you pick a fight with Buddha-

Monkey King: *He shoves a Peach Chip in MK's mouth and MK eats it* See, that right there is the problem. You stressed too much about the negatives. Focus is taking in everything, but honing in only in the one thing that matters. Right now, I'm talking to you while also honing in the speed of the wind, the moisture near, these 37 emails for my lawyer, the first 18 seasons of Monkey King: The Animated Series. And the residence of my soul that contemplate the fact that I am an immortal being, who will never be able to die. And that bug over there. But… *Eats another Peach Chip* I'm paying attention to you. Take in everything, choose what you want to do, and then do it. That is focus.

MK: That sounds… super confusing, and you're just constantly distracted.

Monkey King: Or maybe, you just can't handle real focus.

(Y/n): Hmm... *Gets off Ember and grabs the staff part while the Phoenix on top comes to life, flies to her Witch's shoulder and stretches her wings* Let me put it this way, MK. *She starts to make a small Spell Circle with her free hand, using Illusion Magic to make an image of a bunch of baby turtles crawling down the beach to the ocean* See these baby turtles? *MK and Monkey King watch* When they hatch, they instinctively make their way to the sea. But, some of them *one of the illusion turtles veers off track* get a little sidetracked, but, in the end *the turtle returns to it's siblings* they always get back on track. *She stops making the Spell Circle and the illusion vanishes* So, just be the turtle.

MK: I-I can totally focus. I focus all the time. In fact, the very next thing I do, is gonna be the most focused thing ever!

He runs off, leaving Monkey King and (y/n) watching him go with unamused expressions.

(Y/n): *deadpan* In one ear, out the other.

Monkey King: If it makes you feel better, it was pretty good analogy.

(Y/n): *giggles* Thanks, Sun.

Later, MK makes a delivery to a temple.The customer prepares to open it until MK barges in.

MK: Pigsy's Noodles!

The customers are revealed to be Monkey King and (y/n)

Monkey King: You finally made it.

(Y/n): Hey, MK.

MK: Monkey King? (Y/n)? Wait. *Gasps* This was all a lesson to see if I could focus!

Monkey King: Uh…yes! I wanted to teach you a valuable lesson. I definitely didn't just order three helpings of noodles for me and Peaches to my shame temple. *(Y/n) gives him a worried look*

MK: You were right. I really was, honestly, terrible at focusing. But then…

Monkey King: *while MK is talking* I'm just gonna take those off ya. *Gently takes the bag from MK, completely unnoticed by the boy, and checks the contents*

MK: …everything, but I only focused on one thing: delivering…your and (y/n)'s…noodles!

(Y/n): Good job, you were the turtle, just like I said.

Monkey King: That's great, bud. Proud of you. But…this isn't our order.

MK: What?!

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