Meet Some Friends Of Mine (South Park X Reader)

Yes, or No?

The boys continue their jokes, which are not funny. Before I know it, our food comes out. I hate to admit it but it's delicious. I excuse myself, and head to the bathroom. I just need a little breathing room.

I look at myself in the mirror and fix my appearance, touching up my makeup and fixing my beanie.

As I walk out of the bathroom one of the girls catches my arm. It's Ferrari, our beautiful waitress from hell.

"Hey girl!" She sings at me.

"Oh! H-hi" I wave at her.

"I was wondering, are you new in town? I've never seen you before, and I never forget a pretty face".

I look down towards the floor, which doesn't work as now I'm staring at her boobs. I quickly look away and thank her for her compliments.

"Yeah, I moved in a couple weeks ago.." I tell her quietly.

"Oh, my god! That's great! You know~ we're actually hiring right now, we could use that face of yours!"

I widen my eyes at her.

"I-I don't know.." I hug my arm.

I haven't even thought about getting a job here yet. I guess I've been— preoccupied.

"Well", she starts, shoving a brochure in my hand. "Think about it, give us a call". She winks at me again and walks away.

I take a deep breath looking at the piece of paper in my hands. I quickly shove it in my pant pocket and walk back to the table.

"Someones red". Cartman looks up at me from his wings. Sause all over his face.

I flinch and sit down.

"So.. you get her number?" Stan whispers in my ear. His breath tickles my skin. 

I jump back covering my ear with my hand.

"No! She just— asked if I was new and stuff". I mumble.

The boys laugh at my awkwardness.

"She asked if I wanted to work here, actually".

The boys freeze and look up at me. Blank stares. They look around to each, and back at me.

"W-what? I told her I wasn't sure".

"You should do it." Stan tells me quick and almost demanding.

"Mmhhmm." (Totally) Kenny nods his head, looking very excited.

"Really?"

"Yes, for the free food". Cartman doesn't even look up to me, as he devours another wing.

"Guys.." Kyle shakes his head.

"You don't think I should?" I look at him.

He blushed deeply and looks to the other boys, wide eyed.

"I never said that..." he scratches the back of his neck.

"Should I?"

They all dramatically nod their heads at me, but I feel ulterior motives at hand.

"Maybe." I hug my shoulder. "I'll think about it".

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"Maybe." She hugs her shoulder. "I'll think about it".

The boys look at each other, one thing on their minds.

New girl, in a Raisins uniform.

Kenny has to adjust his jeans as he thinks about it.