Meet Some Friends Of Mine (South Park X Reader)

We're Losing

"Clyde!"

I'm yelling as loud as I can, pointing to the crack in the ice. He turns around a gives me a thumbs up.

"No, you idiot! Get off!" Tolkien cups his mouth as he yells with me.

Craig rolls his eyes, swiftly walking to the other side of the pond, where Clyde is heading.

"What?" Clyde yells back at us as he sees his issue.

"Fuck!"

He takes off running in the opposite direction, sliding and skidding around as he tries to maintain his balance upon the slippery substance.

"Come on!" Tolkien grabs my arm and we run to the other side of the pond. Towards we're Craig is heading.

We speed past him as he casually walks, shaking his head.

"Clyde! Don't run!" I scream at him, but it's too late, he's running.

The ice breaks in chunks behind him, spreading towards him. It's like the ice is alive, and running after him. Chasing him down as he makes it so close to the end.
Tolkien and I get in front of him, holding our hands out and leaning across the ice, desperately trying not to break it more.

"Jump!" Tolkien yells to him.

Clyde takes a leap of faith, and I think I see him close his eyes. As soon as his feet are off the ground, the ice collapses around the line he ran. Falling into the deep pond with a loud crash. He tackles Tolkien to the ground as he jumps on him. Eyes still tightly shut.

Tolkien grunts as he hit the ground, completely taking all the damage from their fall. I gasp and cover my mouth.

It's quiet for a long time. The only sound being the crashing waves, and the heavy breathing from the three of us.

Clyde slowly opens his eyes.

"You caught me, beautif- aw, what"? He yells, as he quickly stands up and pats himself off.

Obviously, he was expecting me underneath him.

"You're welcome, douchebag!" Tolkien stand up and pats himself off as well.

"Weak, dude!" He pouts.

Craig finally catches up to us, completely unfazed as to our situation.

I laugh out loud.

"Aw, Tolkien! Clyde thinks your beautiful!" I put my hands to the side of my face, admiring the boys playfully.

"Yeah. I heard". Tolkien rolls his eyes.

"Fuck this, dude." Clyde crosses his arms.

"Why? The fuck? Would you do that?". Craig asks. Nasally and monotoned.

"You bet me!"

"I did not."

They begin their bickering again as I look over to the now, very unfrozen lake. Me and Tolkien exchange a look, and start giggling between each other. We're cut off when Clyde points in the other direction.

"Shit, we're busted!"

I look over to a very angry looking security guard. Walking straight over to me and the boys.

"It's the feds!" Tolkien yells.

"Bail!" I scream at the top of my lungs as we bolt away, in the other direction. Swiftly exiting the park.

I'm laughing the whole time and so are Tolkien and Clyde. Craig looks annoyed, but I see a small smile on his face anyway.

When we think we're far enough we stop, catching our breaths as we look back.