💜 SMG3's Gay Thoughts 💜

💀💜Gay thought #112💜💀

Dear Diary,

The end is near, I checked the last poll and you guys voted kiss. It's risky but I'll do my best to save my bb. His hands are squeezing my neck, his pupils are visible with those gorgeous blue sky eyes and our foreheads are touching. My breath is weak but I open my mouth one last time to say something very meaningful.

"I love you...SMG4..."

I lean in to crash our lips, close my eyes slowly and kiss him passionately. Mario's mouth is triangular with a big grin and his mustache is spinning like a propeller. The idiot makes some Italian gibberish noises, his body is trembling with excitement and does his famous jump while saying "Wahooo!". Clearly someone is being a happy idiot.

"The gays are real! That makes me so happy!"

While Mario is dancing with joy, I continue kissing SMG4's lips but even deeper, pulls his body closer to mine and strokes the back of his hair. I really want to demonstrate how much I love him, care for him, support him and most importantly, be there for him. Is it me or his hands loosen up from my neck and gently press my shoulders? The next thing I know is that he's kissing back! I'm crying of happiness inside, feeling so relief with one single tear escaping my closed eyes and dropping on my cheek. We both enjoy our sweet tender kiss until I'm out of breath since he cut my respiratory earlier and pulls away to catch it. We pant slightly, open our eyes gently and there he is. My true love...He smiles softly and wipes the tear away from my cheek with his thumb.

"Thank you for saving me Three...that was the gaytest speech I've ever heard from you but I love it..."

He giggles quietly and caresses my beard. I'm still catching my breath, blushing and enjoying the feeling of SMG4's hands stroking my beard while nodding and humming in response.

"My tsundere anti-hero..."

He giggles more, kisses my nose and keeps stroking my cheeks and chin. I'm so glad he's back to normal...

"My damsel in distress..."

I said with a chuckle, move his hair from his face with a gentle stroke and kiss his nose back. Suddenly, our bodies are being crushed by a bear hug from Mario, our eyes are popping out and squirming while we're screaming. Mario smiles innocently and spins us happily.

"Mario is so happy that my two meme guardians found their true love! Mario shipped you two from the beginning! Double proposal when?"

Our idiot avatar stops spinning, releases us as we both fall on the floor, ragdolling and our faces are frozen in shock. Mario laughs at our reaction until he notices TV Adware is no longer with us and it's just a television just like their head. He takes a step closer, examines the TV screen with static noises and the phrases are "Please stand by" with the beeping noise. We groan, stand up to dust our overalls and join Mario.

"You almost KILLED me you idiot! I already ran out of oxygen and I don't need YOU to finish the job!"

I poke Mario's chest harshly, my teeth are clenching together and look furious. SMG4 sees the TV with a frightening face and squeaks.

"W-Where's their body g-go?"

We all look horrified, staring at the screen to notice a small crack from Boomy when suddenly, a light flashes on our eyes brightly and we cover them with our hands quickly until I feel a small breeze, birds chirping and warm sensation touch my bare skin. I uncover my eyes and look surprised af. We're....back home? At the Showgrounds? SMG4's castle is here and my coffee shop too...My bb smiles happily with shiny eyes and squeals.

"We're home! WE'RE HOME! THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER!"

"Mario can eat spaghetti in peace and destroy S Emm Gee 4's kitchen!"

"YAAY! WAIT WHAT!?!"

I chuckle warmly at them but my mind is asking a lot of questions...What happened to TV Adware? Are they dead or alive? Will they be back for plot convenience? What happened to the RV? Will I actually propose to SMG4? Will Eggdog remember me and still love his father? Is my business dying for real for real? Why does my mouth taste like donuts? My thoughts are interrupted by a sudden hug from my bb and rubs my back.

"Are you okay bbg? Are you happy that we're back to Showgrounds safe and sound?"

I hug him back and sigh slightly.

"I'm fine bb...just a lot of thinking but I'm happy it's finally over..."

"Me too..."

We giggle adorably when Mario stares at us with a sly smile and we both turn our heads at him with small pink blushes on our cheeks.

"Mario sees a lot of gay activities coming from my gay besties!"

I facepalm and groan while SMG4 rolls his eyes affectionately and sighs heavily.

"You better tell nobody about our relationship or else no spaghetti in my castle!"

Mario's eyes are teary up like a sad puppy, nods in agreement and makes sad Italian noises. SMG4 chuckles and releases the hug.

"How about we bake a cake to celebrate our return to Showgrounds?"

"Who are you? Princess Peach? Also you can bake?"

"Well I'm your damsel in distress remember? And baking sounds easy!"

I smirk at him and boops his button nose.

"It's gonna be a piece of cake right?"

"Three NO!"

I laugh heartily, Mario bounces cheerfully around us because we mentioned cake like a hyper kid while we both enter the castle and talk about what kind of cake we should bake. We decided to make a delicious red velvet cake because Mario wanted "red" to represent himself. The kitchen was a disaster with cake mix around the counter, icing on our faces and aprons, the oven almost caught on fire and Mario is in a cage because he won't behave and tried to eat everything. All I can say is home sweet home...

The End

~SMG3

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