💜 SMG3's Gay Thoughts 💜

💀💜Gay thought #114💜💀

Dear Diary,

I'm deeply sorry for my lack of writing for almost three months... I've been occupied and the Showgrounds ain't looking good since Mr. Puzzles took over and used us as his puppets...

After defending Mr. Puzzles, (hopefully he's not coming back but I doubt it-) we touch grass and relax while looking at the sunset. I held Four's hand and we smiled at each other, feeling relieved that it's over...

The day of my birthday, we celebrated and everyone wished me a happy birthday! ...Except for my baby blue... I was devastated, heartbroken and confused as to why he wasn't at my birthday party. At least his pet showed up- For cake and sweets obviously- But it's better than not being a dick and saying nothing!

When the party was over, I cried at my evil lair with Eggdog by my side. My mind is asking so many questions about SMG4. Is he okay? Why didn't he attend my birthday party? Did I do or say something wrong? Hopefully he will tell me everything and I'll be there to listen and help him...

It's been three weeks since SMG4's disappearance... THIS BLUEBERRY BITCH!-

I've known him so damn well that I hate being ignored! Why do I have a feeling it's a repeat of that incident..? Some of my friends (Yes, I admit it, they're my friends now) told me about his strange behaviors. It started when we discussed making our very own spooky scary game, which turns out to be a party simulator dating game apparently. We had fun chatting on Discord while Mario was drawing like a happy idiot boy.

After that, he went overboard with his annoying fish memes. Seriously dude... We took him to meme rehab. Big mistake ever. I'm glad he was back being his stupid self. I don't care how irritated he can be with his memes research and his job but he's so... silly and lovable. Shit I sound like a mega simp- Wait, I'm dating him- What am I saying?

The next day, he was crying on the sofa in the game room. He was next to me. Literally. I told him to be more motivated and he... took my advice. I'm getting a lot of hints on his emotional behaviors so I took mental notes.

The day he went to Nintendo World with Mario, he told me that he'll take my gift to his luggage and hold on to someone special in his heart and say that "a loved one is waiting for him back home and coming back with open arms". Pretty corny but cute. I smiled and giggled and watched him leaving for the airport with his stupid fat Italian best friend...

Don't get me started with his new tourist attraction. My coffee shop business has decreased and I felt... hopeless. I'm desperate for customers! My coupons aren't applying, my advertisements aren't working and I'm low on money! Of course, SMG4 couldn't bother to help my successful business! What's up with him not caring and supporting his girlfriend aka moi?? This is like the worst feeling ever!

Oh Diary... today is the day of the opening attraction. Knowing SMG4, it's a meme factory. I'm not joking. The inside was beautiful but can we talk about my sweet blueberry outfit? With his top hat and a green bow tie... Focus SMG3! I do like his business with the Leggys, which he really liked my compliment but I should run the Comedy Zone damnit!-

But something is bugging me lately. He was acting...completely strange. I couldn't put my fingers into it but it seems so...

Familiar...

Like we're doomed in the first place to move into Showgrounds...

Like we're being watched every step we make every day and night...

Like Four is being more... aggressive and careless...

The scripts... the fame...the perfectionist attitude...

This isn't the end of Mr. Puzzles' segments...

SMG4 is becoming more like...the TV man himself....

~ SMG3

Thanks for ruined pride month you jackass/j

(Also happy late pride month everyone! Have some cute little gay bees! 🏳️‍🌈🐝)