So my little sister, Clara, started playing Terraria.
She's seven.
Anyways.
This is how the first few moments went:
Me: Okay Clara. Welcome To Terraria!
Clara: *Five seconds later* Whoa! Where am I?!
Me: T-Terraria..... Now. Time to start chopping trees. Do you want me to build your house? It has to be built in a specific way.
Clara: Okay!
Me: *Basics*
Clara: *points to a slime* *Gasps* MADI! (-_-) It's going to kill you!!!
Me: *kills it* No it's not.
After I continue building her house, she begins to get curios (inside joke)
After I finish her house, I leave to go work on this book (lol)
Then, I walk in a while later to see how she's doing.
Clara: Hey Madi! I have a question!
Me: Yes?
Clara: *points to the guide* Why can't I kill him?
Me: *Has a Brandon Breakdown* Why on earth would you want to kill Harley? (The guide in which I creepily used his name instead of 'the guide')
Clara: *Shrugs* I dunno. He's just there! And annoying!
And that was the story of how I became disappointed In my sister.
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Terraria: Birds of a Feather
FanfictionFeather awakens in a strange land called Terraria. However, she is not alone. A guide, Named Brandon, helps Feather become Terraria's hero. What happens when Brandon starts developing feelings for Feather. Will she ever feel the same? Or will be the...
