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BooperDooper: hey, sexy ;)

THEBOSS: who the fuck are you!?

BooperDooper: oh shit, wrong person

THEBOSS: no shit sherlock

BooperDooper: jeez, sass much?

THEBOSS: I be sassing your ass all day ;)

BooperDooper: u don't even know me
BooperDooper: I could be a middle aged guy named Steve for all you know

THEBOSS: *le gasp* U ADMIT IT

BooperDooper: WAT!?!!

THEBOSS: U ADMIT UR A OLD GUY
CALLED STEVE OMG FJFRGVXCB

BooperDooper: I'M NOT AN OLD GUY CALLED STEVE

THEBOSS: THEN UR A PET CALLED STEVE

BooperDooper: MY PET IS CALLED STEVE, HOW DID U KNOW BISH

THEBOSS: WHO U CALLIN BISH BISH

BooperDooper: I CALLING U BISH, U BISH

THEBOSS: HOW DARE U CALL ME A BISH

BooperDooper: WHO R U ANYWAY?

THEBOSS: U CAN CALL ME JACK
THEBOSS: WHO R U?

BooperDooper: I'M MARK

THEBOSS: MARK?

BooperDooper: YEAH, MARK
BooperDooper: WHY?

THEBOSS: I JUST KNOW A GUY CALLED MARK. HE'S A DICK

BooperDooper: I PROMISE I'M NOT A DICK

THEBOSS: THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A DICK WOULD SAY

BooperDooper: WHY ARE WE STILL IN CAPS LOCK?

THEBOSS: I DUNNO.......IS IT CAUSE WE'RE FABULOUS!!!!!!

BooperDooper: ........

THEBOSS: ..........

BooperDooper: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REPLY TO THAT

THEBOSS: MAYBE WE SHOULD BE LESS FABULOUS FOR NOW, I DON'T THINK U CAN HANDLE IT

BooperDooper: BITCH PLEASE, I CAN HANDLE THE FABULOUSNESS

THEBOSS: I DON'T KNOW IF I TRUST THAT

BooperDooper: *LE GASP* Y U NO TRUST ME?

THEBOSS: I DON'T TRUST ANYONE

BooperDooper: WHY NOT?

THEBOSS: I JUST LEARNT NOT TO OVER TIME

BooperDooper: DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO MAKE U NOT TRUST PEOPLE

THEBOSS: U CUD SAY THAT, YEAH

BooperDooper: WAT HAPPENED?

THEBOSS: well........I guess I can trust u, random stranger

BooperDooper: oh no.......u went out of caps lock, this must b bad

THEBOSS: u cud say that, yeah.

BooperDooper: k, I'm ready, tell me

THEBOSS: well, there's not much to say. I was just bullied a lot......I still am actually

BooperDooper: y are u bullied!?!?? Ur amazing!!!!

THEBOSS: thnx

BooperDooper: just don't listen to them

THEBOSS: easier said than done. Thnx anyway though.

BooperDooper: sorry, gtg now, bye!

THEBOSS: bye.

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