THEBOSS: good evenin
BooperDooper: howya mate
THEBOSS: I'm good, and urself
BooperDooper: I'm great
THEBOSS: gooooooooood
BooperDooper: found anyone for valentines day yet?
THEBOSS: nah
THEBOSS: haven't actually left the house for a while, other than school
BooperDooper: there's no one at school?
THEBOSS: nope! Everyone's pretty homophobic
BooperDooper: awwww
THEBOSS: yep
THEBOSS: but how about u anyway?
THEBOSS: mr sporty and popular
BooperDooper: pfffft
BooperDooper: everyone I know is a pile of poop
THEBOSS: is this meant to b a PG conversation?
THEBOSS: Y AM I NEVER WARNED OF THESE THINGS
BooperDooper: oops
BooperDooper: did u not get the five page essay telling u about it
THEBOSS: -_- must have missed it amongst all my other emails
BooperDooper: hmmmmm
BooperDooper: HEY JACK, THIS IS GONNA BE A PG CONVERSATION, KAY?
THEBOSS: YEAH, OKAY, I TOTALLY GOT UR MESSAGE IN TIME
BooperDooper: GOOD
THEBOSS: ya shoe
BooperDooper: ya clock
THEBOSS: ya cup
BooperDooper: ya plant
THEBOSS: UNNECESSARY
THEBOSS: ya mirror
BooperDooper: IM TALKIN TO THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
BooperDooper: IM ASKIN HIM TO CHANGE HIS WAYS
THEBOSS: NO MESSAGE, COULDA BEEN ANY CLEARERE
THEBOSS: IF YA WANNA MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
BooperDooper: TAKE ONE LOOK AT URSELF AND MAKE THAT
THEBOSS: CHANGE!!!!!!
BooperDooper: ah, sing a longs, my favourite time of the day
THEBOSS: there's a set time
BooperDooper: yes, of course
THEBOSS: I've been doing sing a longs wrong this whole time
BooperDooper: FOR SHAME
THEBOSS: I SORRY FWEND ;-;
BooperDooper: apology accepted fwend
THEBOSS: frens?
BooperDooper: frens.
THEBOSS: do u like twenty one pilots?
BooperDooper: .....I wanna say I do, but
BooperDooper: I don't know who they r
BooperDooper: don't kill me please!
THEBOSS: THIS.
THEBOSS: IS.
THEBOSS: AN.
THEBOSS: OUTRAGE.
THEBOSS: GO LISTEN TO SOME FRICKING TØP RIGHT NOW
BooperDooper: jack, keeping things PG, even in a mindless rage :D
THEBOSS: GO
THEBOSS: NOW
THEBOSS: I'M NOT SPEAKING TO U AGAIN UNTIL U LISTEN TO THEM
BooperDooper: okay, okay!
BooperDooper: I'm going!
BooperDooper has left the chat.
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Kik Me, I'm Irish
FanfictionThe typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'different' in his school. He is mean to everyone, and rude. He goes on Kik nearly every day. Sean is a regular victim in his school. His glasses...
