DON'T BLINK

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Booperdooper: hi

THEBOSS: hey

Booperdooper: I'm booooored

THEBOSS: ......

Booperdooper: don't do it

THEBOSS: I'm so tempted

Booperdooper: don't u dare

THEBOSS: its coming

Booperdooper: DON'T GO INTO THE DARK JACK

THEBOSS: .....
THEBOSS: HI BORED IM JACK

Booperdooper: GODAMMIT
Booperdooper: WE WERE SO CLOSE TO BEING FREE

THEBOSS: U GAVE ME AN OPPORTUNITY
THEBOSS: HOW CUD I NOT TAKE IT

Booperdooper: YOU HAD A CHOICE

THEBOSS: I CUD NOT RESIST

Booperdooper: U CUD HAVE TRIED

THEBOSS: I DID MY BEST
THEBOSS: DONT JUDGE MY CHOICES

Booperdooper: I'm sorry, I'm judging ur choices

THEBOSS: HOW DARE U
THEBOSS: MY CHOICES R OFFENDED

Booperdooper: SO AM I

THEBOSS: THIS IS A PARTY
THEBOSS: OF OFFENDED PEOPLE

Booperdooper: THE BEST KIND OF PARTY

THEBOSS: YES IT IS

Booperdooper: y do all our conversations just end up in caps lock

THEBOSS: because that is the only way an appropriate conversation can be held

Booperdooper: u make a good point boy

THEBOSS: hey!
THEBOSS: I'm not a child :-(
THEBOSS: much

Booperdooper: exactly

THEBOSS: :-P

Booperdooper: :--------------)

THEBOSS: that just looks like a weird penis

Booperdooper: DAMN IT JACK, YA TOWEL

THEBOSS: true
THEBOSS: 8-------------D

THEBOSS: that's a proper penis

BooperDooper: ({})

THEBOSS: oh wow
THEBOSS: (closest I'll ever be to a vagina)

Booperdooper: bless ur poor gay soul

THEBOSS: shhhh, don't
THEBOSS: that shall alert any gods to my presence

Booperdooper: my apologies, friend

THEBOSS: y do I get the feeling ur going to turn up outside my house with a knife

Booperdooper: don't look behind you, friend

THEBOSS: oh shit
THEBOSS: there's a teacher behind me
THEBOSS: this is awkward
THEBOSS: they're just kinda looking at me every so often
THEBOSS: I feel their eyes on the back of my neck

Booperdooper: just don't blink
Booperdooper: when u blink, they move closer
Booperdooper: and if u see them in front of u, ur dead
Booperdooper: or maybe I'm thinking of weeping angels
Booperdooper: can never be sure

THEBOSS: ur such a TV nerd
THEBOSS: but its okay, I am too

Booperdooper: DOCTOR WHO IS AWESOME THO

THEBOSS: TRUE DAT

Booperdooper: LEAVING

THEBOSS: NOOO, FREN

Booperdooper: GOODBYE

THEBOSS: BYE BYE FREN

BooperDooper has left the chat.

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