THEBOSS: I saw u in my dreams last night
BooperDooper: yeah ;)
THEBOSS: u died
THEBOSS: painfully
BooperDooper: oh
THEBOSS: it was good
BooperDooper: thanks
THEBOSS: u screamed a lot though
THEBOSS: I woke up with a headache
BooperDooper: MOVING ON
BooperDooper: FOOD IS NICE
THEBOSS: YES IT IS
THEBOSS: ESPECIALLY ICE CREAM
BooperDooper: ICE CREAM IS THE BEST
THEBOSS: BISH, I KNOW
BooperDooper: FUCK U MOTHERFriendly person
THEBOSS: motherfriendly person?
BooperDooper: OH YES, HELLO MOTHER WHO IS STANDING RIGHT BESIDE ME HOW R U
THEBOSS: ur not good at subtlety
BooperDooper: WAT R U TALKING ABOUT MY GOOD NO HOMO FRIEND
THEBOSS: a lot of things u wudn't understand
BooperDooper: meanie
THEBOSS: :P
BooperDooper: I DONT LIKE U ANYMORE
THEBOSS: I return said feelings
BooperDooper: jeez, u know I'm and idiot, don't use big words
THEBOSS: OMG
BooperDooper: wat
THEBOSS: U...
THEBOSS: U JUST ADMITTED
BooperDooper: yes?
THEBOSS: THAT UR AN IDIOT
BooperDooper: oh yeah
THEBOSS: I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WUD COME
BooperDooper: its surprising me too
THEBOSS: HOLY MOTHER MARY HAS LOOKED UPON US FAVOURABLY
THEBOSS: AND IS SHINING ON US ALL THINGS HOLY AND SOCKS
BooperDooper: u confuse me
THEBOSS: for fucks sake Mark, don't rain on my parade
BooperDooper: okay
BooperDooper: I'm shutting up
THEBOSS: good
BooperDooper: so
THEBOSS: yes
BooperDooper: were we not talking about food
THEBOSS: once upon a time
THEBOSS: long long ago
BooperDooper: in a land far far away
BooperDooper: there lived a
THEBOSS: BOOTIFUL OGRE
BooperDooper: by the name of
THEBOSS: SHREK
BooperDooper: he was a
THEBOSS: BOOTIFUL FUCKING OGRE DAMN
BooperDooper: and everyone
THEBOSS: HATED HIS FUCKING SWAMP, EW GROSS
BooperDooper: but then he discovered
THEBOSS: HE WAS ACTUALLY AN ONION
BooperDooper: and he lived
THEBOSS: OGRELY
BooperDooper: ever after
THEBOSS: THE FUCKING END M8
BooperDooper: that was lovely
THEBOSS: it sure was :D
BooperDooper: and its sending me to sleep
THEBOSS: oh no.
BooperDooper: I'm so tirrrrrred
THEBOSS: same tho
BooperDooper: snnnnzzzz
THEBOSS: NO MARK NO
BooperDooper: snnnnnnnnnzzzzzzz
THEBOSS: MARK
BooperDooper: snnnnnNNNZZZZZZ
THEBOSS: MARK
BooperDooper: SNNNNNNNNZZZZZ
THEBOSS: NOOOOooooooo
BooperDooper: night night
THEBOSS: night night
BooperDooper: snnnzzz
THEBOSS: snnnzzz
THEBOSS has left the chat.
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Kik Me, I'm Irish
FanfictionThe typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'different' in his school. He is mean to everyone, and rude. He goes on Kik nearly every day. Sean is a regular victim in his school. His glasses...
