Booperdooper: happy valentines day!
Booperdooper: is that even a thing u say to people on valentines day?
THEBOSS: same to u! :-)
THEBOSS: I'm not sure...
THEBOSS: that is a very good question
Booperdooper: hey
THEBOSS: yeah?
Booperdooper: so I was thinking
THEBOSS: yaaaaaaah
Booperdooper: u know how neither of us have a person to be our valentine?
THEBOSS: ya?
Booperdooper: well
Booperdooper: will u b my valentine?
Booperdooper: in a total friendship way of course
THEBOSS: sure!
THEBOSS: now when people tease, saying how I'd never get a Valentine
THEBOSS: I can say I actually have one!
Booperdooper: yeah, I guess!
Booperdooper: I was asking cause we're both lonely, and I don't want random girls coming over
Booperdooper: throughout the day to annoy me
Booperdooper: cause they only really want to b with me for image
THEBOSS: we're both just big messes, aren't we?
Booperdooper: yep!
THEBOSS: so
THEBOSS: DID U GET ME CHOCOLATES, AS A GOOD VALENTINE SHUD
Booperdooper: ehm
Booperdooper: HERE. HAVE THESE.
Booperdooper: THEY'RE INVISIBLE
THEBOSS: really!? How did u know my favourite!?
Booperdooper: ....lucky guess!
THEBOSS: u sir, r a good guesser
Booperdooper: believe me, I know *flips hair*
THEBOSS: wow, that dramatic hair flip tho
Booperdooper: NO ONE CAN WITHSTAND AGAINST MY AMAZING HAIR FLIP
Booperdooper: IF THEY TRY, THEY DIE
THEBOSS: u have nice hobbies, don't u
Booperdooper: the best
THEBOSS: ugh
THEBOSS: poetry
Booperdooper: do u have to write a love poem too?
THEBOSS: yeah, unfortunately
THEBOSS: and apparently, there's prizes for the best
Booperdooper: do all teachers have the unspoken rule to destroy all fun things with projects and sadness
THEBOSS: eh, probably
Booperdooper: u know wat, I take it all back, whoever wins gets chocolate
THEBOSS: oooooh, chocolate
THEBOSS: SHIT CHOCOLATE
THEBOSS: I CAN SEE SOME CHOCOLATE
Booperdooper: AHHGHFGFGGF SAME
THEBOSS: I WANT TO EAAAAAAAT IT
Booperdooper: I WANT TO WIN THE COMPETITION IN MY CLASS NOW
THEBOSS: YES, WE BOTH MUST WIN
Booperdooper: despite the fact that I'd say we're both crap at poetry
THEBOSS: DO U DOUBT MY SKILLS IN THE AREA OF POETRY
Booperdooper: YES. I DO.
THEBOSS: HOW DARE U
Booperdooper: BECAUSE IM A BRAVE POODLE WITH HOPES AND DREAMS
THEBOSS: if u say so then
Booperdooper: just kidding, my hopes and dreams died a long time ago
THEBOSS: same
Booperdooper: I have to go perform my poem now, good luck with urs!
THEBOSS: thanks! U too! :D
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