THEBOSS: hey mark?
BooperDooper: yea?
THEBOSS: wats a good way to get bloodstains off clothes
BooperDooper: oh god, r u hurt
BooperDooper: I swear to fuck, if any of those dipshits from ur school hurt u
THEBOSS: no it wasn't them
THEBOSS: my ma is on her period
BooperDooper: ........
BooperDooper: I was not expecting that
THEBOSS: I don't know who else to ask soooooo
THEBOSS: also, I wanted to make u feel awkward as a donkey in horse shit
BooperDooper: nice
THEBOSS: thank u, I know
THEBOSS: I'm hungry
BooperDooper: eat
THEBOSS: but effort
BooperDooper: eAT
THEBOSS: but
BooperDooper: EAT
THEBOSS: OKAY JESUS, CALM UR MANTITITS
BooperDooper: mantitits
THEBOSS: yep
BooperDooper: also, how did u know I was jesus
THEBOSS: I'm psychic
THEBOSS: duh
BooperDooper: EDWARD CULLEN CONFIRMED
THEBOSS: THIS IS Y I WANTED TO STAY IN IRELAND
THEBOSS: THERES SO MUCH RAIN
THEBOSS: NO ONE WUD EVER SEE MY SPARKLES
BooperDooper: MY LITTLE PONY
THEBOSS: so u don't know good music
THEBOSS: but u know the theme song to a children's programme
BooperDooper: hey mlp is lit af
THEBOSS: never say those words again
THEBOSS: never
BooperDooper: but the litness
BooperDooper: it needs to be proclaimed to the masses
THEBOSS: u really know how to make a guy run away forever, don't u
BooperDooper: one of my many talents
BooperDooper: alongside being an asshole :D
THEBOSS: true m8
THEBOSS: but I gotta go m8
THEBOSS: see ya m8
BooperDooper: y u leaving this lit convo
THEBOSS: BYE M8ERINO
BooperDooper: BYE
THEBOSS has left the chat.
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Kik Me, I'm Irish
FanfictionThe typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'different' in his school. He is mean to everyone, and rude. He goes on Kik nearly every day. Sean is a regular victim in his school. His glasses...
