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BooperDooper: hello there

THEBOSS: hi

BooperDooper: how is ur day as of yet

THEBOSS: my day is
THEBOSS: okay
THEBOSS: how's ur day

BooperDooper: my day
BooperDooper: is doing well
BooperDooper: and it's telling me to thank u for asking

THEBOSS: is day ur new giiiiiirlfriend

BooperDooper: excuse u I am an independent woman who don't need no man

THEBOSS: oh wow
THEBOSS: that is impressive

BooperDooper: I needed to get that off my chest
BooperDooper: but really, my friends keep trying to get me to hook up with all these girls and ugh

THEBOSS: Bob and wade?

BooperDooper: nah, I don't really hang out with them that much at lunch and everything
BooperDooper: I hang out more with the cheerleaders and kinda jock type guys

THEBOSS: ahhhh

BooperDooper: yeah
BooperDooper: jeez, I sound so stereotypical

THEBOSS: true dat

BooperDooper: hey!
BooperDooper: my feelings ;-;

THEBOSS: but I get the feeling ur different with ur truer friends than the people ur supposedly friends with

BooperDooper: truer
BooperDooper: is that a word
BooperDooper: but u do have a point

THEBOSS: I'm very smart dude

BooperDooper: never say dude again

THEBOSS: but dude

BooperDooper: no

THEBOSS: man

BooperDooper: no

THEBOSS: m8

BooperDooper: I accept mate only because ur irish
BooperDooper: and I feel like that's a very Irish thing to say

THEBOSS: it is kinda
THEBOSS: ish
THEBOSS: not really

BooperDooper: my dreams of ireland
BooperDooper: ruined

THEBOSS: I apologise friend
THEBOSS: but if u do go to Ireland I'll hear a lot of
THEBOSS: jaesus
THEBOSS: Mary and joseph
THEBOSS: howya (as a hello)
THEBOSS: ironically saying the weather is lovely and people talking about the GAA

BooperDooper: the what

THEBOSS: that's for me to know

BooperDooper: all these Irish secrets

THEBOSS: we r a mysterious bunch
THEBOSS: u will never truly know us
THEBOSS: also we're very loud

BooperDooper: I do get that feeling from u

THEBOSS: :D

BooperDooper: I must leave
BooperDooper: I need to fight a dragon

THEBOSS: well
THEBOSS: have fun?

BooperDooper: I will, just for u

THEBOSS: good

BooperDooper: bye!

THEBOSS: bai

BooperDooper has left the chat.

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