Booperdooper: heeeeeeeeeeeeey
THEBOSS: good evenin
Booperdooper: howya
THEBOSS: I'm doing swell
Booperdooper: is that even English?
THEBOSS: do I ever english
Booperdooper: true, true
THEBOSS: funny story
THEBOSS: in Ireland I had this teacher that practically never spoke english
THEBOSS: it was just full Irish, all day every day
Booperdooper: do u not speak Irish fluently tho?
THEBOSS: hell no
THEBOSS: I can barely remember how to say my name in irish
Booperdooper: ur a very good student
THEBOSS: I know, I know
THEBOSS: I'm amazing
Booperdooper: yes u r
THEBOSS: SEE
THEBOSS: EVEN THE TOMATO ADMITS IT MA
Booperdooper: WHO U CALLIN A TOMATO
THEBOSS: u
THEBOSS: was that not obvious
Booperdooper: ........
THEBOSS: U TOMATO
Booperdooper: EXCUSE U
Booperdooper: MISTAKING EVERY RED BEING AS A TOMATO
Booperdooper: I AM A PEPPER
THEBOSS: because ur so hot
Booperdooper: obviously
Booperdooper: wait, u think I'm hot? ;)
THEBOSS: I've never seen wat u look like ya piece of human flesh
Booperdooper: in all my years, I can't say I've ever been called such a harsh thing
THEBOSS: thats what u get
THEBOSS: WHEN U LET UR HEART WIN
Booperdooper: do u always speak in lyrics
Booperdooper: or am I just special
THEBOSS: both
Booperdooper: well that makes sense
THEBOSS: I make a lot of sense
THEBOSS: wat u trying to say here m8!?!!
Booperdooper: noooooooothing
THEBOSS: it better be nothing -_-
Booperdooper: it is very much nothing
Booperdooper: trust me child >:D
THEBOSS: u evil sweatshirt
Booperdooper: r u really Jacob sagitorious
THEBOSS: my secret identity
THEBOSS: OH NO
Booperdooper: AGHFGFGFGGGG
THEBOSS: IM SORRY FRIEND
Booperdooper: NOOOOOO
THEBOSS: frend ;-;
Booperdooper: oh look
Booperdooper: I'm back
Booperdooper: funny how that happens
THEBOSS: yeaaaaaaaaaaah
Booperdooper: I apologise my dear comrade
Booperdooper: but I must vanish
Booperdooper: for school exists
THEBOSS: that is okay, my fair knight
THEBOSS: now go and fuck up a dragon for me, will u?
Booperdooper: anything for u
Booperdooper has left the chat.
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Kik Me, I'm Irish
FanfictionThe typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'different' in his school. He is mean to everyone, and rude. He goes on Kik nearly every day. Sean is a regular victim in his school. His glasses...
