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THEBOSS: pause

BooperDooper: wat?

THEBOSS: pause
THEBOSS: pause our hatred towards each other
THEBOSS: and just for one conversation, try to talk like we used to?

BooperDooper: okay
BooperDooper: I'm willing to try
BooperDooper: to be honest, I miss u

THEBOSS: aww, how sweet

BooperDooper: I'm very sweet
BooperDooper: I'm sugar

THEBOSS: u gonna rot my teeth?

BooperDooper: if I need to!
BooperDooper: don't threaten me yungun!

THEBOSS: don't make me threaten u old man!

BooperDooper: oh, old man now, is it

THEBOSS: yeah, it is OLD MAN

BooperDooper: I SHALL BRING OUT MY SWORD AND CUT OFF UR HAND

THEBOSS: Y MY HAND?

BooperDooper: CAUSE THEN U CANT EAT

THEBOSS: U REALISE I HAVE TWO HANDS, RIGHT

BooperDooper: I KNEW THAT
BooperDooper: I JUST CONVENIENTLY FORGOT

THEBOSS: AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT

BooperDooper: YES
BooperDooper: IT WAS VERY WELL TIMED

THEBOSS: U SEEM TO B GOOD AT THAT

BooperDooper: INDEED I AM YOUNG TABLE

THEBOSS: how did u find out about my table ancestry

BooperDooper: I'm a wise investigator with a keen sense of style

THEBOSS: hey, u believe wat u want to believe

BooperDooper: OH, I WILL

THEBOSS: THATS GOOD TO HEAR

BooperDooper: only because I said it

THEBOSS: suuuuuuure

BooperDooper: I'm extremely sure

THEBOSS: wats the name of a character from romeo and juliet

BooperDooper: romeo
BooperDooper: juliet

THEBOSS: THIS IS A SERIOUS OCCASION

BooperDooper: OKAY OKAY
BooperDooper: Paris?
BooperDooper: Rosaline?

THEBOSS: is Rosaline a character?

BooperDooper: I'm pretty sure

THEBOSS: I'm gonna say paris

BooperDooper: u do that

THEBOSS: okay, I put that down

BooperDooper: r u texting me in class?

THEBOSS: of course
THEBOSS: where else

BooperDooper: u small, rebellious goat

THEBOSS: I don't think I've ever been called a goat before

BooperDooper: well then today's ur lucky day

THEBOSS: I'm a lucky lucky leprechaun

BooperDooper: yes u r, u Irish button

THEBOSS: CUINAS
THEBOSS: flashbacks from Irish class

BooperDooper: wat does cuinas mean?

THEBOSS: quiet
THEBOSS: but I probably spelt it wrong

BooperDooper: FOR SHAME

THEBOSS: IM SORRY

BooperDooper: GOOD
BooperDooper: IM GLAD TO HEAR THAT

THEBOSS: aren't we all

BooperDooper: yes
BooperDooper: obviously

THEBOSS: heeeeeey

BooperDooper: hey

THEBOSS: I have to go
THEBOSS: sadly

BooperDooper: oh
BooperDooper: okay

THEBOSS: so, I guess that means unpause

BooperDooper: yeah, I guess it does

THEBOSS: bye markimoo

BooperDooper: bye jackaboy

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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