I hate u

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BooperDooper: ow

THEBOSS: I TOLD U
THEBOSS: I FUCKING TOLD U

BooperDooper: I hate u

THEBOSS: love u too

BooperDooper: my head hurts

THEBOSS: getting punched in the face a lot will do that

BooperDooper: no shit sherlock

THEBOSS: twas elementary my dear watson

BooperDooper: uggggggghhhhhh

THEBOSS: wat

BooperDooper: have to go to a party

THEBOSS: oh

BooperDooper: there will b drinking
BooperDooper: and loud music
BooperDooper: and girls

THEBOSS: ha

BooperDooper: bitch

THEBOSS: fucker

BooperDooper: spoon

THEBOSS: hey, don't steal my insult

BooperDooper: TOO LATE

THEBOSS: NOOOOOOO

BooperDooper: in ur face motherfucker

THEBOSS: Y U GOTTA B SO RUUUUUDE
THEBOSS: DONT U KNOW IM HUMAN TOO

BooperDooper: wait, ur human

THEBOSS: as far as I know

BooperDooper: MY LIFE IS A LIE

THEBOSS: u weren't meant to find out like this

BooperDooper: how was I meant to find out

THEBOSS: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go along

BooperDooper: for shame

THEBOSS: DO NOT LOOK UPON MY FACE
THEBOSS: FOR I AM SHAMED
THEBOSS: I HAVE DONE WRONG

BooperDooper: yes u have

THEBOSS: hey
THEBOSS: ur not meant to agree

BooperDooper: WELL SORRY IF I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO

THEBOSS: U SHUD B SORRY U BANANA

BooperDooper: banana? ;)

THEBOSS: shut up u nasty fool

BooperDooper: I pride myself on my nastiness

THEBOSS: oh look, a dog

BooperDooper: oooh dog
BooperDooper: u know I'm actually walking chica at the moment
BooperDooper: or at least I was until she ran away

THEBOSS: is chica yellow

BooperDooper: I don't wanna say yes...but I guess so

THEBOSS: then I think she's slobbering on my knee

BooperDooper: where r u?

THEBOSS: at the bench

BooperDooper: I'm on my way

THEBOSS: get here soon

BooperDooper: I will :)

THEBOSS: good
THEBOSS: if u see mikey tell him he's a sock puppet

BooperDooper: okay, I will

THEBOSS: good
THEBOSS: love u

BooperDooper: love u too

THEBOSS has left the chat.


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