FELIX FUCK U

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BooperDooper: ahoy maties

THEBOSS: arrrr

BooperDooper: oh no! An angry pirate

THEBOSS: harharhar I'm here ta steal ur goooooold

BooperDooper: not my gold!

THEBOSS: harharhar

BooperDooper: nice laugh there mate

THEBOSS: thanks m8

BooperDooper: no problem d00d

THEBOSS: I hate u

BooperDooper: I know :)

THEBOSS: :P

BooperDooper: u know wats delicious
BooperDooper: pancakes

THEBOSS: dick

BooperDooper: pancakes

THEBOSS: dick

BooperDooper: pancakes

THEBOSS: dick

BooperDooper: pâñçåkês

THEBOSS: dïçk

BooperDooper: ur a strange child

THEBOSS: finally we agree on something

BooperDooper: yes, because this is fact
BooperDooper: and not an unusual opinion

THEBOSS: I like pancakes too
THEBOSS: ye happy

BooperDooper: never

THEBOSS: uh huh

BooperDooper: me very sad

THEBOSS: oh I believe u

BooperDooper: R U READY KIDS

THEBOSS: AYE AYE CAPTAIN

BooperDooper: I CANT HEAR U

THEBOSS: AYE AYE CAPTAIN

BooperDooper: OOOOOOOOH
BooperDooper: HE LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

THEBOSS: SPONGEDICK BONERPANTS

BooperDooper: what

THEBOSS: what

BooperDooper: imma pretend that never happened

THEBOSS: OKAY CAPTAIN

BooperDooper: I don't know what to say
BooperDooper: how does one answer such a statement

THEBOSS: ummmm

BooperDooper: HOW R U TODAY MY FRIEND

THEBOSS: IM GOOD MY BEST PAL
THEBOSS: HOW R U

BooperDooper: IM GOOD BUDDY

THEBOSS: THATS GOOD FREEEEEEEEEEND

BooperDooper: damn straight

THEBOSS: I'm not

BooperDooper: ....

THEBOSS: .....

BooperDooper: back to not knowing how to respond again

THEBOSS: I think that's almost ur permanent state of being

BooperDooper: true, true
BooperDooper: and ur permanent state is as a giant meme

THEBOSS: also very true
THEBOSS: so far today Felix has said 'never let go Jack' twenty øne times

BooperDooper: I want to meet him some day

THEBOSS: LET TODAY B THAT DAY NEW FRIEND -FELIX FUCK U

BooperDooper: hello to u too

THEBOSS: I AM TOO FABULOUS FOR THIS CONVERSATION PEASANT -FELIX FINGERED UR MATE

BooperDooper: wow

THEBOSS: I have good taste in friends

BooperDooper: u do
BooperDooper: I presume this is jack again

THEBOSS: yep
THEBOSS: the one and only

BooperDooper: and I thought u were hyper

THEBOSS: HEY
THEBOSS: IM STILL THE HYPERIST

BooperDooper: if that's wat u want to believe

THEBOSS: I'm definitely the loudest anyway

BooperDooper: hey, sorry I have to go

THEBOSS: that's okay m8

BooperDooper: byeeee

THEBOSS: bye

BooperDooper: bye felix

THEBOSS: BYE BYE BITCH -FELIX FELT UP UR FRIEND

BooperDooper has left the chat.

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