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THEBOSS: HEEEEEEEEEY

Booperdooper: Hellooooooooo

THEBOSS: OH NO
THEBOSS: NOT A GHOST

Booperdooper: I AM A DEADLY GHOST, HERE TO STEAL UR SOUL

THEBOSS: AHA
THEBOSS: UR PLAN IS FOILED
THEBOSS: MY SOUL HAS ALREADY BEEN STOLEN

Booperdooper: I SHALL STEAL IT BACK

THEBOSS: FROM SATAN?

Booperdooper: ......YES
Booperdooper: HE SHALL NOT WIN IN THIS WAR!!!

THEBOSS: WE SHALL BOTH FIGHT AGAINST THESE FORCES OF EVIL

Booperdooper: YES
Booperdooper: AND WE SHALL EAT ALL THE PIZZA

THEBOSS: YESH!!!

Booperdooper: :( now I'm hungry

THEBOSS: I may or may not actually have pizza in front of me....

Booperdooper: ;-;

THEBOSS: :D

Booperdooper: WELL....WELL I HAVE A PICKLE

THEBOSS: y do u have a pickle!?

Booperdooper: ......I AM A PICKLE!

THEBOSS: IM FRIENDS WITH A PICKLE!?!??

Booperdooper: IM SORRY U HAD TO FIND OUT LIKE THIS

THEBOSS: AFTER ALL THIS TIME....
THEBOSS: SO MANY LIES!

Booperdooper: I WAS AFRAID I WUD'NT B ACCEPTED FOR WHO I AM

THEBOSS: I WONT HOLD UR MIGHTY PICKLENESS AGAINST U

Booperdooper: THANK U
Booperdooper: U R A TRUE FRIEND

THEBOSS: DO UR OTHER FRIENDS KNOW THIS

Booperdooper: NOPE
Booperdooper: U ALONE KNOW THE DARK TRUTH

THEBOSS: DAT U DE PICKLE?

Booperdooper: DAT I DE PICKLE.

THEBOSS: u know what I thought u said there for a sec?

Booperdooper: wat?
Booperdooper: shud I b worried

THEBOSS: probably :-)
THEBOSS: but I thought it said dickle

Booperdooper: so a pickled dick?

THEBOSS: a pickled dick.
THEBOSS: wat wud a pickled dick taste like?

Booperdooper: .......

THEBOSS: hmmmm

THEBOSS: now I want to find out

Booperdooper: ...........

THEBOSS: but that can wait!

Booperdooper: hopefully forever

THEBOSS: :D

Booperdooper: u really do like some kinky shit

THEBOSS: D:<

Booperdooper: :)

THEBOSS: NOPITY NOPE NOPE NOPE
THEBOSS: NO.

Booperdooper: :(

THEBOSS: NO

Booperdooper: :(((((((((((

THEBOSS: IMMA JUST RUN AWAY RIGHT ABOUT NOW

Booperdooper: BUT ALL THE FACE WANTS IS A FRIEND
Booperdooper: U CUD B THAT FRIEND JACK
Booperdooper: U CUD B THAT FRIEND

THEBOSS: SEE YA LATER MARKY

Booperdooper: AWWW
Booperdooper: bye bye Jacky

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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