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THEBOSS: hello

Booperdooper: heyyyy

THEBOSS: u know wats fun

Booperdooper: wat?

THEBOSS: murdering people

Booperdooper: ehmmmmmm
Booperdooper: shud I be worried or

THEBOSS: u shud always be worried
THEBOSS: I'm me

Booperdooper: true, true

THEBOSS: hey steve

Booperdooper: yeah?

THEBOSS: ITS TRUE THEN
THEBOSS: WAT IVE SAID FROM THE BEGINNING
THEBOSS: U R A PET CALLED STEVE

Booperdooper: oh shit
Booperdooper: my covers blown
Booperdooper: I MUST VANISH

THEBOSS: IVE GOT U NOW STEVE

Booperdooper: QUICK OLI, TO THE VAN

THEBOSS: THERES ANOTHER ONE!?

Booperdooper: ur oli u couch

THEBOSS: oh right

Booperdooper: COME ON OLI

THEBOSS: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
THEBOSS: WILL U BITE UR TONGUE
THEBOSS: BEFORE WE MAKE U SWALLOW IT

Booperdooper: oh no, torture
Booperdooper: bdsm

THEBOSS: I hate u

Booperdooper: I love you too <3

THEBOSS: FUCK UUUUUUUUUU

Booperdooper: ur mean :(

THEBOSS: I know :-)

Booperdooper: >:P

THEBOSS: oh look, a doggo

Booperdooper: doggo?
Booperdooper: I have doggo!

THEBOSS: I WANT DOGGO

Booperdooper: CHICA COME BACK

THEBOSS: ummm

Booperdooper: never mind, she came back

THEBOSS: ur doggo sounds so cute

Booperdooper: my doggo is adorable

THEBOSS: I just saw the most amazingist doggo run by
THEBOSS: I miss my doggo :-(

Booperdooper: u used to have a doggo?

THEBOSS: yeah, back in ireland
THEBOSS: but we cudn't bring her

Booperdooper: awwww

THEBOSS: yeah
THEBOSS: now she lives with my gran :'(

Booperdooper: poor jackaboy

THEBOSS: I agree
THEBOSS: pity me peasant

Booperdooper: I hate u

THEBOSS: BUT I THOUGHT U LOVED ME
THEBOSS: Y U ALWAYS LYING

Booperdooper: goodbye

THEBOSS: bye bye

Booperdooper: ya dick

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