this is Felix speaking

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THEBOSS: hey there mate

BooperDooper: hello

THEBOSS: let me get to the point
THEBOSS: this is Felix speaking

BooperDooper: oh right
BooperDooper: hi Felix!

THEBOSS: I don't like u

BooperDooper: .....

THEBOSS: ur a little bitch, and u've made jack upset way too many times

BooperDooper: look, I never mean to make him upset

THEBOSS: yeah yeah, that's very nice, but u still do

BooperDooper: it's not my fault!

THEBOSS: u really r a fucktard
THEBOSS: my point is that ur a rude bastard

BooperDooper: thanks

THEBOSS: and u need to stop being so horrible to jack

BooperDooper: I'm not bad to him

THEBOSS: sure mate
THEBOSS: and I'm a fucking woodpecker

BooperDooper: u cud b

THEBOSS: wow, ur so funny
THEBOSS: and ur also a fucking bitch

BooperDooper: and ur really nice

THEBOSS: but seriously
THEBOSS: first ur rude to jack about being gay
THEBOSS: then u accuse him of lying about being beaten up
THEBOSS: and there's probably more he hasn't said to me

BooperDooper: the past is the past
BooperDooper: for fucks sake
BooperDooper: he's forgiven me, y can't u

THEBOSS: because I actually care about him

BooperDooper: so do I

THEBOSS: and that's y ur always rude to him, yeah?

BooperDooper: it was twice!

THEBOSS: twice too many

BooperDooper: ur making a big deal over nothing

THEBOSS: that's wat jack thinks too

BooperDooper: so how'd u get his phone

THEBOSS: I fucking stole it how else

BooperDooper: so he doesn't know?

THEBOSS: no, and he'll never fucking know, u get it

BooperDooper: sure
BooperDooper: ur a fucking cocksucker u know that

THEBOSS: yeah
THEBOSS: I've sucked a good few cocks

BooperDooper: I really don't want to know

THEBOSS: whatever
THEBOSS: he's coming back now anyway with PJ

BooperDooper: good

THEBOSS: I hope I never see u again u bitchfucking dickbastard

BooperDooper: same to u

THEBOSS: fuck u
THEBOSS: bye

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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