THEBOSS: mark
THEBOSS: mark
THEBOSS: marky
THEBOSS: markimoo
THEBOSS: MARK
THEBOSS: I'll send u a dick pic
BooperDooper: HELLO
THEBOSS: now that I have ur attention
THEBOSS: do u wanna meet my friend dan
BooperDooper: wat
BooperDooper: who
THEBOSS: dan
THEBOSS: my friend
BooperDooper: U HAVE OTHER FRIENDS O MY LORDI DORDI DOINK
THEBOSS: strangely, yes
BooperDooper: IM SHOOK
THEBOSS: u shud b
BooperDooper: so
BooperDooper: his name is dan
THEBOSS: yes
BooperDooper: that's nice
THEBOSS: yep
BooperDooper: DO I NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM
BooperDooper: HAVE U DATED HIM TOO
THEBOSS: not that I know of
BooperDooper: okay
BooperDooper: wait
BooperDooper: no
THEBOSS: OH LOOK, A FLYING WALNUT
BooperDooper: OOOH WHERE
BooperDooper: hey
BooperDooper: no there isn't
BooperDooper: u lied
BooperDooper: how cud u
BooperDooper: jack
BooperDooper: where u go
BooperDooper: come back
THEBOSS: PEEKABOO
BooperDooper: I'm scared oh no
THEBOSS: hehehe
BooperDooper: how dare
THEBOSS: dare is very good
THEBOSS: thanks for asking
THEBOSS: he's often ignored
BooperDooper: oh no
THEBOSS: no one ever says hello
BooperDooper: how sad
THEBOSS: no one asks him how he is
BooperDooper: lonely dare
THEBOSS: very lonely
BooperDooper: poor dare
THEBOSS: dare is very sad
BooperDooper: dare is my friend
THEBOSS: dare is happy
BooperDooper: how did u meet dare
THEBOSS: THE FIRST TIME DARE AND I MET
THEBOSS: I HAD JUST GOTTEN A NEW APP CALLED TINDR
THEBOSS: AND I REACHED OUT
THEBOSS: AND I MET DARE
BooperDooper: alright then
THEBOSS: alternatively, he killed my pet tarantula
BooperDooper: dare is so mean
THEBOSS: dare is
BooperDooper: I must exit before dare fills me with too much rage
THEBOSS: wise
BooperDooper: tell him goodbye
THEBOSS: I'll do that
BooperDooper: wat did he say
THEBOSS: bye bye
BooperDooper: wat a bitch
THEBOSS: I know right
BooperDooper has left the chat.
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Kik Me, I'm Irish
FanfictionThe typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'different' in his school. He is mean to everyone, and rude. He goes on Kik nearly every day. Sean is a regular victim in his school. His glasses...
