BooperDooper: HELLO
BooperDooper: I AM A HAPPY OCTOPUS
BooperDooper: AND MY NAME IS POOPTHEBOSS: are u high?
BooperDooper: NOOOOOOO ;)
THEBOSS: how high r u?
BooperDooper: 5" 10" :)))
THEBOSS: .......
BooperDooper: sorry, my friend took my phone
THEBOSS: .......
BooperDooper: and poured water over my head
THEBOSS: ........
BooperDooper: and wiped mud on me
THEBOSS: ..........
THEBOSS: I like ur friendsBooperDooper: they'll be glad to know that
THEBOSS: THEY SHOULD BE HONOURED
BooperDooper: if u say so
THEBOSS: OH, I DO
BooperDooper: they say to tell u hi
THEBOSS: WELLLLLLLLLLLL...........TELL THEM HELLO FROM ME, THE ONE AND ONLY JACKKKKKKKKKKK
BooperDooper: JACK, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN MARK
THEBOSS: BITCH, I KNOW I CAN
BooperDooper: y r u all so mean to me ;-;
THEBOSS: DON'T CRY!!!!
THEBOSS: UR MY ONLY FRIENDBooperDooper: JACK, JACK RUN AWAY NOW, BEFORE MARK MAKES U HIS SLAAAAAAAAAVE
BooperDooper: I need new friends.THEBOSS: U HAV ME!!!!!! \(~.~)/
BooperDooper: really?
THEBOSS: yea, of course....
THEBOSS: BUT THIS CANNOT BE ONESIDED.
THEBOSS: I DEMAND COOKIES EVERY DAY
THEBOSS: AND I MEAN EVERY DAYBooperDooper: as u wish, your majesty
THEBOSS: do u have cookies?
BooperDooper: I am very, very sorry.........
BooperDooper: I HAV NO COOKIES ;-;THEBOSS: NOOOOOOOOOOO ;-;
BooperDooper: RIP cookies....u will b remembered
THEBOSS: U WILL REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES!!!!!!!!
BooperDooper: ..........
BooperDooper: wut.THEBOSS: u......u don't know that song!?!?!?
BooperDooper: that was a song?
THEBOSS: dear jaesus!!!! Holy Mary mother of all things juicy and worthwhile, help us with this horrifying thing before me!!!!!
BooperDooper: wait, wait, wait
BooperDooper: was that by fall out boy?THEBOSS: NEVER MIND MARY, HE'S BETTER NOW
BooperDooper: well.......on that note, I have to go
THEBOSS: awwwww :(
BooperDooper: I will be back!!!!!
THEBOSS: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
BooperDooper: eventually......
THEBOSS: :(
BooperDooper: see ya later!!!!
THEBOSS: BAAAAAIIIIII
BooperDooper has left the chat
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Kik Me, I'm Irish
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