I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!

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BooperDooper: HELLO
BooperDooper: I AM A HAPPY OCTOPUS
BooperDooper: AND MY NAME IS POOP

THEBOSS: are u high?

BooperDooper: NOOOOOOO ;)

THEBOSS: how high r u?

BooperDooper: 5" 10" :)))

THEBOSS: .......

BooperDooper: sorry, my friend took my phone

THEBOSS: .......

BooperDooper: and poured water over my head

THEBOSS: ........

BooperDooper: and wiped mud on me

THEBOSS: ..........
THEBOSS: I like ur friends

BooperDooper: they'll be glad to know that

THEBOSS: THEY SHOULD BE HONOURED

BooperDooper: if u say so

THEBOSS: OH, I DO

BooperDooper: they say to tell u hi

THEBOSS: WELLLLLLLLLLLL...........TELL THEM HELLO FROM ME, THE ONE AND ONLY JACKKKKKKKKKKK

BooperDooper: JACK, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN MARK

THEBOSS: BITCH, I KNOW I CAN

BooperDooper: y r u all so mean to me ;-;

THEBOSS: DON'T CRY!!!!
THEBOSS: UR MY ONLY FRIEND

BooperDooper: JACK, JACK RUN AWAY NOW, BEFORE MARK MAKES U HIS SLAAAAAAAAAVE
BooperDooper: I need new friends.

THEBOSS: U HAV ME!!!!!! \(~.~)/

BooperDooper: really?

THEBOSS: yea, of course....
THEBOSS: BUT THIS CANNOT BE ONESIDED.
THEBOSS: I DEMAND COOKIES EVERY DAY
THEBOSS: AND I MEAN EVERY DAY

BooperDooper: as u wish, your majesty

THEBOSS: do u have cookies?

BooperDooper: I am very, very sorry.........
BooperDooper: I HAV NO COOKIES ;-;

THEBOSS: NOOOOOOOOOOO ;-;

BooperDooper: RIP cookies....u will b remembered

THEBOSS: U WILL REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES!!!!!!!!

BooperDooper: ..........
BooperDooper: wut.

THEBOSS: u......u don't know that song!?!?!?

BooperDooper: that was a song?

THEBOSS: dear jaesus!!!! Holy Mary mother of all things juicy and worthwhile, help us with this horrifying thing before me!!!!!

BooperDooper: wait, wait, wait
BooperDooper: was that by fall out boy?

THEBOSS: NEVER MIND MARY, HE'S BETTER NOW

BooperDooper: well.......on that note, I have to go

THEBOSS: awwwww :(

BooperDooper: I will be back!!!!!

THEBOSS: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

BooperDooper: eventually......

THEBOSS: :(

BooperDooper: see ya later!!!!

THEBOSS: BAAAAAIIIIII

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