THEBOSS: school is boring
THEBOSS: books r boring
THEBOSS: teachers r boring
THEBOSS: Y IS LIFE SO BORING
BooperDooper: because oreos
THEBOSS: makes sense
BooperDooper: yep
THEBOSS: gotta wooooork
THEBOSS: on that stupid project
BooperDooper: poor u
THEBOSS: I agree
THEBOSS: my teacher is awesome
THEBOSS: we're meant to b learning, but instead we're talking about penises
BooperDooper: good way to start the morning
THEBOSS: the best
THEBOSS: I have all star stuck in my head
BooperDooper: can't say I'm too surprised
BooperDooper: ur u
THEBOSS: GOOD OBSERVATION SKILLS M8 :D
BooperDooper: THANKS DUDE :D
THEBOSS: NO PROBLEM MAN :D
BooperDooper: OKAY BUDDY :D
THEBOSS: TOO FAR!!!
BooperDooper: my apologies good sir
THEBOSS: I accept ur apologies
BooperDooper: yay
THEBOSS: so enthusiastic
BooperDooper: I know
BooperDooper: TOO ENTHUSIASTIC FOR THESE SHOES
BooperDooper: BYE BYE SHOES
BooperDooper: SHIT, SHOES COME BACK
THEBOSS: can I ask wats going on
BooperDooper: mark kicked his shoes off and know they're half way down a field -b
THEBOSS: he's smart
BooperDooper: isn't he just? -b
THEBOSS: how does he do it
BooperDooper: that's wat I wanna know -w
THEBOSS: THE FUCK R U BITCH -FELIX FUCKED UR FACE
BooperDooper: my name is Bob. Who are you -b
THEBOSS: IM FUCKING FELIX MOTHER FINGERER -FELIX IS GR8 M8
THEBOSS: this is a bigger mess than usual
BooperDooper: u can say that again -w
BooperDooper: FOUND MY SHOE
BooperDooper: hey wats going guys
THEBOSS: oh, hello again mortal bitch -Felix is not a peasant like u
BooperDooper: who knew
BooperDooper: u can text on something other than caps lock
THEBOSS: NO I CANT U TREE FUCKER -FELIX IS A NUMBER CALLED ALBA
BooperDooper: alright then
THEBOSS: THIS CONVERSATION BORES ME, GOODBYE PEASANT -FELIX IS GOD, SHUT UP
BooperDooper: bye bye
THEBOSS: well, that was strangely stressful
BooperDooper: agreed
THEBOSS: r wade and Bob gone?
BooperDooper: yeah, thank god
THEBOSS: NO NEED TO THANK ME BITCH -FELIX IS ALIVE AND HUMPING
THEBOSS: FUCK OFF FELIX
THEBOSS: so how're u mark
BooperDooper: I'm good, how're u jack
THEBOSS: I'm doing swell
BooperDooper: that's good to hear
THEBOSS: well, I have to go once more
BooperDooper: yeah, so do I
THEBOSS: school?
BooperDooper: school.
THEBOSS: ahhh, the thing that kills all dreams
BooperDooper: so true
THEBOSS: bye!
BooperDooper: bye bye
THEBOSS has left the chat.
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Kik Me, I'm Irish
FanfictionThe typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'different' in his school. He is mean to everyone, and rude. He goes on Kik nearly every day. Sean is a regular victim in his school. His glasses...
