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BooperDooper: hey jack
BooperDooper: I believe u

THEBOSS: really?

BooperDooper: yeah
BooperDooper: PJ and I had a chat that changed my mind

THEBOSS: u did?
THEBOSS: when have the two of u been able to talk?

BooperDooper: he texted me

THEBOSS: he has ur number?
THEBOSS: oh, wait, no
THEBOSS: he used my phone, didn't he

BooperDooper: u bet ya

THEBOSS: shit

BooperDooper: my thoughts exactly

THEBOSS: so does that mean he was in my house?

BooperDooper: I guess so

THEBOSS: SHIT

BooperDooper: um

THEBOSS: at least he's gone now anyway

BooperDooper: yes

THEBOSS: so, u believe me?

BooperDooper: so it wud seem

THEBOSS: I am very surprised
THEBOSS: wat exactly did PJ say to change ur mind?

BooperDooper: he said u were spying on him and Felix that day
BooperDooper: and that it was ur fault u felt betrayed
BooperDooper: and apparently him and Felix had sex

THEBOSS: oh

BooperDooper: yeah

THEBOSS: they slept together?

BooperDooper: that is wat I said

THEBOSS: wow

BooperDooper: I know

THEBOSS: I....
THEBOSS: I don't really know wat to do

BooperDooper: u cud start with punching PJ in the face

THEBOSS: that sounds enjoyable

BooperDooper: as long as u let me join in too

THEBOSS: okay, but u'll have to get there quick

BooperDooper: I can do that

THEBOSS: u know, I thought he was nice

BooperDooper: so did I

THEBOSS: he was always really kind
THEBOSS: and sweet
THEBOSS: and he's really creative

BooperDooper: yeah

THEBOSS: but I guess all good things come to an end

BooperDooper: unfortunately

THEBOSS: yep

BooperDooper: so, I have a question
BooperDooper: this may b the wrong time, but...
BooperDooper: will u b my boyfriend?

THEBOSS: u mean I'm not already!
THEBOSS: but yeah, okay

BooperDooper: no need to sound so enthusiastic

THEBOSS: OMG, YAAAHHSSS, THANK U SO MUCH U SEXY GOD, SMOTHER ME WITH THAT QUESTION AHHHH
THEBOSS: was that enthusiastic enough

BooperDooper: no need to b sarcastic ;-;

THEBOSS: oops, oh well, too bad

BooperDooper: wait, u think I'm sexy

THEBOSS: yes, obviously
THEBOSS: although I shudn't have told u that, ur ego is big enough already

BooperDooper: like something else ;)

THEBOSS: leAVING

BooperDooper: but my friend

THEBOSS: excuse u, boyfriend
THEBOSS: u r not allowed to friend zone me

BooperDooper: too late

THEBOSS: damn it
THEBOSS: anyway, I really do have to go

BooperDooper: BOYFRIEND, DON'T LEAVE ME

THEBOSS: GOODBYE FOREVER PEASANT

BooperDooper: never mind, u can go, ur mean to me

THEBOSS: says u

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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