DAMN U WINDOW

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Booperdooper: HI

THEBOSS: hello

Booperdooper: its nearly valentines day

THEBOSS: yep, sadly

Booperdooper: do u have anyone special in ur life?

THEBOSS: nope! #foreveralone

Booperdooper: aww

THEBOSS: wat about u?
THEBOSS: any special person in ur life? ;-)

Booperdooper: nah
Booperdooper: my girlfriend actually broke up with me yesterday

THEBOSS: aww, I'm sorry

Booperdooper: meh, she was a bit of a bitch anyway

THEBOSS: yeah?

Booperdooper: yeah. She was the type with long bleached hair, clear skin and straight A's
BooperDooper: she also cheated on me

THEBOSS: ohhhhh
THEBOSS: that doesn't sound nice
THEBOSS: but ur probably better off without her

BooperDooper: yeah, probably

THEBOSS: if it makes u feel any better, when I first went on a date, I accidentally cut off some of his hair
THEBOSS: stepped on his foot five times
THEBOSS: jokingly pushed him
THEBOSS: and he fell into dog poo

BooperDooper: strangely that does make me feel better

THEBOSS: afterwards he chased me trying to give me a hug

BooperDooper: did he get to?

THEBOSS: yeah, we ended up with shit all over our clothes
THEBOSS: we're friends now though
THEBOSS: but he goes to a different school ;-;

BooperDooper: sounds like u r very romantic

THEBOSS: INDEED I AM
THEBOSS: DO U DOUBT MY EXPERTISE IN THE AREA OF FLOWERS
THEBOSS: AND CHOCOLATES
THEBOSS: AND CANDLELIT DINNERS

BooperDooper: yes

THEBOSS: good
THEBOSS: then it won't take u by surprise when I say
THEBOSS: that on my second ever date, I dropped a cake on their head

BooperDooper: I take it all back, u sound very romantic

THEBOSS: I know
THEBOSS: people r shocked by my amazing romanticness

BooperDooper: how strange, I wudn't have expected anything but

THEBOSS: :P

BooperDooper: :)

THEBOSS: DAMN U YA WINDOW

BooperDooper: window?

THEBOSS: yeah, I just ran into a window

BooperDooper: ehm...

THEBOSS: I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING
THEBOSS: IT WAS SEE THROUGH

BooperDooper: as r most windows

THEBOSS: :P

BooperDooper: anywag, I have to go

THEBOSS: where?
THEBOSS: (I'm playing the role of stalker ex girlfriend, don't blow my cover)

BooperDooper: I'm going to hug a window

THEBOSS: NOT A WINDOW

BooperDooper: YES, A WINDOW

THEBOSS: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
THEBOSS: BUT NO, U GO HUG A WINDOW, MY ENEMY

BooperDooper: the window is my friend

THEBOSS: D:<

BooperDooper: :D

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