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Ash, you were so drunk at the party last night!

What? No I wasn't!

You threw a Pokeball and shouted "Greninja, I choose you!"

So?

Greninja was already out of his Pokeball.

That doesn't seem that bad.

I'm not done and then Bonnie somehow convinced you to let yourself be hit with a Confuse Ray...

Yes?

And then you spent an entire hour running around screaming that the Evil Society of Malevolent Squishy were out to get your brains.

Crap.

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