Pokemon One-Shots and Headcanons

Haunted House

Greninja
Ash

Hey Greninja.

Hey Ash. How's it going?

Pretty good. How's it in Kalos?

Eh, slow going but we're making progress. Should be done in a year or two.

That's good to know.

I hope I'm not bothering you.

You could never. Besides, we're taking a break right now.

Oh yeah, that reminds me. You'll never guess who we ran into the other day.

Who?

Sanpei and his Greninja.

No, really? How are they?

They're fine. Apparently they're on another journey.

They wondered where you were, though.

Ah. Well, next time you see them, tell them we'll battle when we see each other again.

Will do. Anyway, what are you up to?

Well, I'm supposed to be in school, but I decided to go on a little adventure instead.

Shame on you, Ash. XD

Haha. I'm at a haunted house.

Why are you there?

I don't know, it looked cool. It's nice on the inside, let me tell you.

Why are you inside someone's house?

Uh....because I want to?

That's not an answer.

I don't care.

Uh oh.

What's wrong?

Nothing, it's just I could have sworn I heard footsteps.

Maybe your own?

I'm sitting down right now.

Is it an old house?

Yeah, about 100 years I think.

Maybe it's just the house falling apart.

Well that's a comforting thought. Watch the news tomorrow for anything about a house collapsing on top of a 16 year old boy.

Haha. I will.

Oh shit.

What?

I heard them again.

They're definitely footsteps.

Ash, get out of the house NOW.

I will, I will.

Oh no.

Oh crap.

What? What's wrong now?

The door's locked.

And the windows won't open either.

You're kidding! Can you break a window, maybe?

I can't, the glass is too thick.

I'd have Pikachu Iron Tail it, but all my Pokémon are at the Pokémon Center right now.

Alright, then just hide!

I don't get it though. This door locks from the inside but I still can't open it.

There's no time to ask questions! Please, just hide!

Alright, I'm going, I'm going!

Okay, I'm in a closet now.

The footsteps are getting louder. I think they're right outside.

Can you see anything? Maybe through a crack or something?

There's a keyhole, actually. Weird thing to have on a closet.

I'm taking a quick look.

Tell me what you see.

Oh shit.

What?!

It's a man. He doesn't look right though. He's all covered in blood.

Should I go help him?

I don't know. Does he seem safe?

I don't know? I think he

Never mind.

I just saw his eyes.

They're red. And they look like they're filled with blood.

He's whispering now...I can't quite hear what he's saying though...

Oh no oh no.

What? Ash, what's going on???

He called my name.

Ash, listen to me. Whatever you do, don't move!

I won't. I promise.

He's coming closer.

He's opening the door.

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ASH?!

ASH, ARE YOU OKAY?

ASH!!!

Hello, Greninja. Ash is asleep.