Pick Up Lines...And, Of Course, Some Amazing Responses

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"Corphish is red, Golduck is blue. Sugar is sweet and so are you."
"Fletchling is red, Gengar is black. Go to hell and never come back."

"Hey, when's your birthday?"
"Why do you want to know?"
"I want to know which day Arceus worked hardest."
"....When's your birthday?"
"What? Why?"
"I want to know which day he slacked off."

"Arceus must have been in a good mood on the day we met."
"Yeah, but it sure put me in a bad one."

"You remind me of a Sylveon. Cute and charming."
"Really? Well, you remind me of an Exploud. Loud and annoying and only for dumb people."

"You're hotter than a fire-type."
"Well, I guess it's about to get a lot colder in here, then."
"Hey, wait! Where are you going?"

"If you were a Pokemon, I would catch you."
"I guess it's lucky for me I'm not, then."

"Ow!"
"What's wrong?"
"I just scraped my knee falling for you."
"....Really, no Pokemon reference. I'm disappointed."
"I was running out of ideas..."

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