Pikachu: Hey everyone, we've been asked to do a challenge.
Hawlucha: What kind of challenge?
Pikachu: The Bean Boozled challenge.
Everyone: NOOOO!
Noivern: I'm not going first!
Talonflame: Me neither!
Greninja: Count me out!
Hawlucha: I volunteer Greninja as tribute.
Greninja: What? Hey! I already said no!
Pikachu: Too bad, Greninja. Now close your eyes and pick a bean from the bowl.
Greninja: Oh, what the hell. *picks out a bean*...oh fuck. Peach or barf.
Noivern: Rip.
Hawlucha: Fun fact for anyone who doesn't know, Greninja hates peach.
Greninja: Well, might as well just get this over with-oh fuck that's disgusting...*gags but manages to swallow the bean*
Hawlucha: *patting Greninja on the shoulder* Good job.
Goodra: What flavor was that?
Greninja: Peach.
Everyone except Hawlucha: Really?!
Talonflame: I thought for sure it was barf based on that reaction!
Hawlucha: I told you he hates peach.
Greninja: *gets up and walks away*
Pikachu: Hey, come back! We still need to finish the challenge!
*crickets chirping*
Hawlucha: Well, I hope he's going to enjoy having nothing but peach-flavored candy to eat for a week.
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Pokemon One-Shots and Headcanons
FanfictionJust a few one-shots of the Pokemon from XY. Told from all different perspectives. This is my first attempt at a Pokemon fic, so don't kill me.
