Nicknames

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Ash's Kalos Pokemon once spent an entire afternoon coming up with nicknames for each other. It...did not end well. 

"For the last time, Talonflame, I am not going to be called Ketchup!" 

"Is Birdbrain supposed to be a compliment or an insult?" 

"Call me Pickles one more time, I dare you, Hawlucha." 

"What? You have the sour attitude to go with it, Greninja." 

"Ugh. You might as well just call me Lemon." 

"Okay, Pickled Lemon." 

"I hate you so much, Peacock." 

"Peacock?" 

"Because they're flashy and suck at flying." 

"HEY!" 

"Greninja, you're going to be called Hoppy Ninja Frog the Second." 

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