Pokemon Facebook: And We're Off

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Ash: Finally, the Kalos league is about to start!
Serena, Clemont, Bonnie, Alain, Sawyer, Tierno, Trevor, Pikachu, Greninja, Hawlucha, Talonflame, Noivern, Goodra, and 100,000,000 others like this.

Serena: Good luck, Ash!

Ash: Thanks, Serena. 😊

Alain: Don't lose until we're matched up, Ash.

Sawyer: Yeah, don't forget you promised me a rematch too.

Ash: You're on. I won't lose, I promise.
All of Ash's Pokemon like this.

Bonnie: Well, I know Ash is going to win the whole tournament for sure!
Ash and Serena like this.

Tierno: I wouldn't be so sure if I were you. I'm aiming to win the whole thing too.

Trevor: No one's going to stand in my way either.

Random Kalos league participant: Only way Ketchum could win this tournament is if he had a legendary Pokemon.

Greninja: You called?

Hawlucha: You're not a legendary Pokemon, buddy.

Braixen: No, but that transformation thing he does with Ash probably is.
Greninja likes this.

Greninja: Thanks, Braixen. 😊😎

Ash: Who are you anyway?

Greninja: Um Ash, it's me...you've been traveling with me since I was a Froakie...

Ash: Not you, the guy who called himself a "Random Kalos league participant".

Random Kalos league participant: You'll find out soon enough.

Ash: I expect I will.

Sawyer: Does anyone else find that guy creepy?

Dawn: As creepy as Conway.

Conway: You called, Dawn?

Dawn: GET LOST YOU LITTLE CREEP!
Everyone in the world except Conway likes this.

Ash: How does that guy keep managing to sneak up on us all the time?

Greninja: Same way I do it to you all the time.

Ash: Damn you and your ninja senses.
Greninja is laughing at Ash right now.

Alain: Well I hate to leave, but Trevor and I do have the first match. So we'll see you all later.

Trevor: All right, I hope you're ready. Because I've got my secret weapon.

Alain: I'll see you on the battlefield.

Alain has logged off.

Trevor has logged off.

Ash: I'm in the second match, so I should probably get going too. See you guys in a bit.

Ash has logged off.

Serena: Well...I want to cheer Ash on, so I'm off too.

Serena has logged off.

Bonnie: She's got it bad....

Clemont: Got what bad?

Bonnie: Never mind, big brother.

Bonnie has logged off.

Everyone else has also logged off.

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