"Mark!" I scream. "Mark, you fooking bastard, get back in here with mah cookies!"
If you don't know already, I'm [name] McLoughlin, Jack's sister (OMG I JUST NOTICED IT SAID BROTHER I AM SO SORRY). I'm pretty much a copy of mah brother, we're both super short, we love cake and cookies, we both got our hair died green (except I got it at the tips and had some pink in it), and we pretty much quote each other. Jack heard me and got up off tha couch.
"HE STOLE YOUR FOOKING COOKIES?!" Jack asked. I nod. "THAT MOTHER FOOKER IS GONNA PAY!" And suddenly, Jack was with me on the chase. We went through the house, and we followed the extreme giggles. We opened a closet, and there he was with mah Oreos.
"MARK!" I yell.
"Yeah, yeah, I heard you. Here are your cookies." He said, handing me the box. I stick mah tongue out at him, and he rolls his eyes, smiling.
"I helped ya with tha chase, I get some of tha cookies." Jack says. I hand him a bunch of cookies and go on mah way. I sit on tha couch and turn on Miraculous Ladybug. After a while, I was fangirling over Mah Tomato Child and Chat Noir. Mark walks in.
"What are you watching?" He asks.
"MIRACULOUS! SIMPLY THE BEST!" I sang, standing on the couch. "UP TO THE TEST WHEN THINGS GO WRONG! MIRACULOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUSSSS!!!" He backs up a bit.
"Alright, alright, geezus." He says. "So, what's so great about that show?" I turn around and give him a 'wtf really' face.
"Well, for starters, there's mah little tomato child, Chat Noir, Nino, Adrien, and um........." I say. "Other characters that I don't care about." He laughs.
"What about Marinette and Alya?" He asks. I look at him with a big smile.
"See! Ya do listen when I rant about tha show!" I say. He chuckles. "Ya're really giggly."
"And I always will be, princess." He says.
"I am no princess. Imma mother fooking cave woman." I say, gesturing to my baggy Mabel sweater and pajama pants. Jack groans from the kitchen.
"Ugh, just make out already, ya two!" He screams. I blush.
"Jack!" I scream.
"It's true! Ya've seen the comments on YouTube! They ship ya guys!" He says. "Even I ship ya guys now!"
"Jack, Jack, we'll make out in due time." Mark says. I turn to him, turning into a tomato.
"Mark!"
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