Oneshots - xreader or ships (read the description) (FINISHED)

Oml me ranting about Apple products

Ok, so this is sort of an A/N

But not

Skip this chapter, I'm just gonna be talking about how i destroyed one of the only things I love

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You're still here?

Alright then, read away

So when I turned 11, my grandma got me an iPod nano. One of those electronics from Apple that was like as big as three of your fingers put together, and the only productive thing you could do on it was listen to music? Yeah that

So she had gotten me that, I downloaded a bunch of songs on it like Taylor Swift and Maroon 5 (btw this was before I figured out P!ATD existed. Taylor Swift now sucks to me I'm sorry Swifters....or um...whatever her fandom's name is. Isn't Swifter a cleaning tool? XD anyways)

(OML)
(RICK AND MORTY MOMENT HERE HOLD ON)
(GOTTA GET SCHWIFTY ok I'm done)
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(I think I spelled schwifty right)

I was listening to it all the time. That thing was mah LIFE. Then I left it on the couch and my dad sat on it, destroying it.

It was the saddest day of my life.

Srsly besides me failing the 5th night on FNAF 4
And dying on the ultimate boss level of Undertale on my cousin's laptop...
And taking the Genecide route in Undertale, and having to fight Sans, mah boi....
And watching the end of Emerald Secret on Aphmau....
And knowing that Leo Valdez will never be real....
The point is it was a sad day!

It's been a year, and I'm sorta tired of sneaking my iPad to school just so i can listen to music during Mr. Grininger's class. And dragging it around on road trips.

Srsly you don't want to hold out an iPad out in public, a guy almost yanked it out of my hands and ran

Anyways

i finally saved like 200 hundred dollar for it

In change

But yay!

I showed it to my mom and she said 'bonnie iPod nanos are only 50 dollars'

"But the one Mema got me (german for grandma) was like 200 dollars"

"She got it at the Apple store. I'm not driving all the way to Arden to get one. We can go to Walmart and get one"

"Won't those be crappier tho? Srsly Walmart is crappy af"

"You've looked through their electronics section everytime we're there. Have you seen an iPod nano?"

"Yeah?'

"And how much was it?"

"..." "50 dollars..."

"Case closed"

It literally went like that for about 5 minutes. Now I just need to find a bank that excepts change!

And will return the same amount of money to me

Unlike the thieving fucking machines at Safeway that take 18 cents from every dollar

But I'm ranting again lol

Anyways
Now I have to call every bank in town (which is sorta a lot) and see if they take change
Since my wifi is down while I'm typing this (I have the app it's possible. I don't use the website it's crappy af)

Or
I can go to the library and use my library card to go on there computer to see if Chase bank, Wells Fargo, or Bank of the West except change

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Number 2 obvsly
I'm not having accountants hear my crappy lisp on the phone (I have braces that mess up my speech)
Computers are amazing XD