Once upon a time I had a normal life. Then I made a bargain with a God. If you guessed Hades then DING DING DING we have a winner. Meg, my partner was out trying to get another greek monster to join Hades' army. I...
Was stuck with the good ol' centaur.
Don't get me wrong, I love horse. And I like people. Well....sorta. But this guys was both and hella annoying. He was tossing me around like a baseball, and I was sick of it.
"Put me down, you son of a-" I was cut off by some kid.
"Miss, do you need help?" He asks. I roll my eyes. "You seem to be in distress." He says.
"Yeah, thanks for the info, Sherlock." I say sarcastically, trying to get away from the monster.
"Can I do anything to help?"
"I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I'm can handle this." I say. "Have a nice day."
Suddenly, only seconds later I was thrown into the water.
"Dammit, and this outfit cost me 50 dracmas!" I say, looking at my now soaked toga. I sit a log, ringing it out. A satyr sits next to me.
"Before you say anything, yes, wonder boy here is real." The satyr says.
"Oh really? I haven't noticed." I say, still ringing my toga out. I watch as the kid messes up with fighting it a million different ways. "Geez he's clumsy."
"Tell that to me, I'm the one who trained him."
" 'Feel bad for ya."
"Thanks."
STAI LEGGENDO
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