BTS MAKNAE LINE ONESHOTS

Jimin-Best Friend?

It was late at night and you were texting your best friend, sending him memes that you made of him.

Jimin: I hate you omfg why did you make so MANY MEMES OUT OF ME IM

You: HAHAHHSHSHAHAHAHA

Jimin: ;-;

You: Ahueheeueheueheueeeee

Jimie: die

You: If I died, you'd be celebrating with that meme printed in your hand

Jimin: No

You: No?

Jimin: I would be crying

You: Of freedom ;)

Jimin: No, of regret

You: What regret?

Jimin: Of things that I didn't get to say before

You: What things

Jimin: Uhhh

Jimin: Forget it, it's nothing

You: NO. TELL ME YOU ALWAYS LEAVE ME LIKE A CLIFFHANGER OF A FANFIC

Jimin: I was just gonna say something as a joke

Jimin: lol

You: ...

You: Wow so you never meant it when you said it ok Jimin

Jimin: Noooo I do

You: TELL ME

Jimin: it's not important

Jimin: forget it why are you so nosy lmao

Jimin: jkjk

You: you know what fuck you jimin wtf YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME AND YOU KEEP DOING IT, IRKING ME. YOU FUJING PEST. YOU KEEP SAYINF FORHET IT BUT HOW AK I SUPPSOED TO FORGET IT WHNE ITS ON MY MIND YET YOU NEVER HAVE THE ACTUAL DECENCY TO TELL ME

Jimin: chill LOL it's a joke

You: Joke my ass. You never finish your damn sentences and leave me hanging. You know I hate it, you know I like finding things out why do you annoy me like that whenever we have a conversation

Jimin: but it's a joke?

You: JOKE MY ASS I SAID. JUST STOP DOING IT. ITS ANNOYING. YOU'RE ANNOYING

Jimin: k fine I'm sorry then

You: mhm right sorry

You: bs

Jimin: well what else do you want me to do tf

You: STOP DOING IT BEVAUSE ITS ANNOYING AND ANGERING ME??

Jimin: ok fine I'll just stop talking to you

Jimin: I'll leave you alone

Jimin: I'll just block you and you'll never have to talk to me again.