ace rants

Dear The Other,

So, 1% of people are ace

and there are 200 kids in my grade

which means there should be two kids in my grade who are ace

well, I know who one of them is...

Come out, bitch

I'll find you eventually

But seriously, I'm low key tempted to draw with black sharpie on my middle finger for as long as it takes for me to get a ring or find them

Pleeaassseee, I'm so lonely

(Says me while making absolutely no effort to let people know I'm ace)

(Just like a really subtle, "I love cake more than anything")

("Yeah, I ace everything")

No one knows ace stuff, though, so that binch had better have done some research because I am way too awkward to actually come out to the whole grade