ace rants

Squish

This is just about me, but I have a squish on this kid, and Imma talk about him so yeah...

Anyway, first of all, we have a lot in common (we both smile almost all the time, we both love puns, we're both shitty at consoling people, etc.)

Also, he's SO easy to talk to. Like whenever I'm around him, I know what to say

Third, he's really funny. It's not that he does it on purpose for anything, just the way he acts is hilarious. Like yesterday, in the most serious, threatening voice, he said, "I swear, if you tickle me..." and I died laughing.

Fourth, he has the ability to shut up. Like if someone tells him to stop, he'll actually stop.

Unfortunately, he likes mint, so that's a pretty big problem