Sex is great but...

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-Have you ever listened to your friend talk about something they're super passionate about even if you don't understand half the thing they're saying, but you can hear how excited they are?

-Have you ever had someone laugh at a joke so hard they can barely breath?

-Have you ever gotten a good grade on a paper you bullshitted/homework you finished five minutes before you turned it in?

-Have you ever had a stranger's dog go over to you to be petted?

-Have you ever realized the trailer for a movie you want to see was finally released?

-Have you ever bit into a really crunchy apple?

-Have you ever won an argument?

-Have you ever gotten a sticker?

-Have you ever played mariokart?

-Have you ever one at monopoly?

-Have you ever showered in super hot water after being outside when it's freezing?

-Have you ever realized you have no homework and can do whatever you want?

-Have you ever made last-minute plans and they turned out to be really fun?

-Have you ever eaten cake?

-Have you ever breathed???


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