aka i've been googling everyone's birthdays and im fucking ecstatic! first i'd like to say that im a Capricorn, what're ya'll?
-firstly, Grian's a Leo (which isn't surprising in the slightest), Mumbo is a Sagittarius (also not very surprising) and Iskall is a Capricorn (very not surprising)
-Zed is a Gemini (makes sense, one of their traits is talkative), Tango is an Aries (super not surprising and pretty fitting), and Impulse is Pisces (unexpected but does makes sense)
-Stress is an Aries (w- hOW???), False is a Gemini (yeah that's viable), and Cleo is Taurus (that makes a ton of sense)
-Scar and Cub are both Leos (makes sense in all perspectives (also their birthdays are 1 day apart!))
-Jevin's a Capricorn (makes sense), Python's a Scorpio (huh first Scorpio hermit also makes sense), and Wels' a Scorpio (another one! this one makes slightly less sense...)
-Ren's a Libra (i think?? also kinda makes sense) and Doc's a Cancer (okay i think he and Stress need to switch-)
-Keralis' a Taurus (kinda??) and BDub's a Libra (wHAT-)
-Xisuma's either a Libra or a Leo (idk im having to go off a reddit post from 7 years ago and a 2015 birthday video :/ (also wtf neither of these really work)) and Joe's a Cancer (meh, kinda)
-TFC's a Leo (i mean?? kinda???)
-Etho's a Leo (another fucking Leo- (also kinda fits?? idk much about him tho) and Beef's a Virgo (again, idrk but i think it kinda fits???)
- xB's an Aquarius (don't much about xB or Aquarius (also first Aquarius i've ever met!) and Hypno's is... i have no fucking clue, someone tell me his birthday-
*kicks down the door* ZODIAC AU, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW IT WOULD WORK BUT IT WOULD
i need to give Keralis bull horns, i need to give Grian cat ears and a tail, i nEED TO MAKE ISKALL A FUCKING GOAT MERMAID-
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Hermitcraft S7 Shenanigans
Fanfictionwelcome to the chaotic hole of hermitcraft season 7! shipping will be present here (not irl shipping, just the personas) and any other warnings such as angst will be put if need be <3