Hermitcraft S7 Shenanigans

ZIT headcanons because i love them

me, kicking that abo fic idea out the window: i want fluff goddamn it-

(little bit of nsfw stuff mention in here, forgive me)

-Tango's an anxious bean this season because a) Impulse's new powers spooked him, b) he's worried about the whole jungle/mainly feral mumbo situation, and c) blame NVS i fucking love nervous train wreck Tango

-on a few occasions Impulse has snapped

-Zed now wears a dark purple scarf around because Tango gets nervous and worried whenever he sees the faint scar on Zed's neck (from the whole beheading thing); Zed doesn't mind, if anything he thinks it's comfy

-Zed is the most laidback of ZIT and by laidback and i mean he's never snapped and is almost never an emotional train wreck (otherwise he's a fucking gremlin hfjdksfjghfj)

-none of them are innocent, no matter what they say, they've all fucked (im so sorry for saying that-)

-ah yes the three elements; teleportation, fire, and electricity-

-Tango sleeps around and honestly his boyfriends just let him because he's still their boyfriend (also Zed like layers him in hickies whenever he does hfjkdlsmjfghfn)

-actually tbh both Tango and Zed tend to sleep around and Impulse is like "whatever they have way higher libios than me anyways it's fine"

-Impulse has dragon claws, fight me

-c... cuddless...

-they all tend to cuddle a lot and Tango is a baby spoon fight me

-Zed bugs both his neat-freak boyfriends by leaving his crap everywhere (he does it intentionally) and he does it until Impulse gets fed up with him and chucks him onto the couch and Tango practically drowns him in blankets

-even if Tango worries about his boyfriends getting hurt (maybe a little too much) he's in no way careful when it comes to himself taking ricks (cough stop diving off buildings ya twat cough)

-Impulse, the kind of person who you wouldn't expect to rick roll his bfs but he would

-someone mentioned Impulse being a valleygirl way back and im fucking crying at the image of Impulse wearing a typical "little valleygirl" dress hfjkdsldjfhgkd

-Zed can speak mandarin... don't ask why i have this headcanon it's a long story-

-i heavily underuse Tango's fire powers and i really do it more

-they all hate thunder storms; Impulse from the thunder/lightning, Tango from the sound of the rain, and Zed from the sheer amount of water

-yes im giving them all anxiety shut up

- F R E C K L E S

-why do i give everyone freckles i literally can't draw freckles to save my life

-Zed's the kind of person to, every week, bring home a new animal (snake, frog, cat, wolf, whatever) and then Impulse has to convince him to put it back into it's natural home

-can you tell i love them?

i wanna draw the gals... but im working on an animatic... and i have an art project with a deadline... and i have homework... fuucckkkkk-