Hermitcraft S7 Shenanigans

crossover crossover!

my childhood is coming back in waves and 2015 is literally holding me at gunpoint to write this

-hi yes i absolutely refuse to call Stampy and Squid "Joseph and David", we are calling them Stampy and Squid goddamn it ;-;

-ok so picture: DanTDM (Dan), LDShadowLady (Lizzie), iHasCupquake (Tiff), Stacyplays (Stacy), Stampylongnose (Stampy), iBallisticSquid (Squid), Jacksucksatlife (Jack), Seapeekay (Callum), Dangthatsalongname (Scott), TheOrionSound (Oli), and PrestonPlayz (Preston) show up in hermitcraft because i can

-FUCK ITS MY CHILDHOOD SORRY IM JUST GETTING A LOT OF NOSTALGIA ;-;

-WAIT I FORGOT SCOTT WAS GAY HOW DID I FORGET THAT VIDEO WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST COMING OUT VIDEO I EVER WATCHED

-i'd like to imagine that Doc and Iskall both have no fucking clue who any of these people are hkjfhgkdfjlskjfk

-also Mumbo definitely knows who Dan is and is definitely a big fan

-Cub and Dan would definitely get along they're both scientists and also a bit mad

-Grian was friends with Netty, Stampy's sister, so I feel like he's probably met Stampy like once before

-Stampy is like, an OG minecrafter and a big story teller so i feel like Joe is probably a fan of him

-Cleo would get along with Squid and that's a fact

-Scott would get along with Cleo??? idk i was just thinking about the fact of how Scott's gay and Cleo's bi so??????

-Lizzie👏and👏Stress👏would👏get👏along👏

-*realizes that Ren and Oli are pretty similar in terms of gameplay and roleplay and they would absolutely get along with rambling about their 'crazy adventures'*

-Jack and Callum are remarkably similar to Cub and Scar and they would get along

-Stampy saying he's not good at redstone and still one-upping the other builders who can't do redstone for shit is the biggest flex

-Jack is such a bastard and him and Cub would literally be best friends

-Callum and Grian would actually get along really well, they're bastards and also adorable sweeties

-Tiff and False would absolutely get along, they're both badasses

-PRESTON AND GRIAN WOULD ABSOLUTELY GET ALONG AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT

-i think it's really interesting how there are actually a lot more skills in minecraft other than building and redstone but the hermits never really explore that?? or at least never really favor into those things like pvp and parkour (mkay except False who is known or her pvp skills but that's kinda it)

-headcanon that Stampy and Squid still use techniques from like, 1.8 and under so instead of flying they just parkour and climb their way up

-also Preston is (or was) literally the parkour master so you know he's gonna just clamber his way up shit

-the hermits show them stuff and are like "here's an elytra and rockets so you can get up" and Preston's like "oh no it's fine" and just starts to fucking rock climb up

-also headcanon Stampy and Squid and Preston's looks as whatver you want but imma just go with Stampy probably looking like what he did in Minecraft Story Mode

-ya'll Preston looks really similar to Python (BOTH OF THEIR NAMES EVEN START WITH P WTF)

-ahhhhhhh ya'll remember Prisons? those were the good days