welcome to the chaotic hole of hermitcraft season 7!
shipping will be present here (not irl shipping, just the personas) and any other warnings such as angst will be put if need be <3
im watching Ren's video and hold on jesus christ i need to speak about this entire thing-
(oh also warning for spoilers for the vid)
-i did not realize that was Cub's skin, sir where on skindex did you find that it looks nothing like you-
-XB'S SKIN REMINDS ME OF KERALIS' BATHING SUIT AND LIKEGHFJKDL;DSJNFHBNM,D
-Jevin no-
-REN AND DOC ARE LITERALLY JUST IN THEIR BOXERS HIGFJKLDFJNKM,SW
-Impulse... Impulse noooooo
-HBGFKLE;WDKM,C GRIAN AS REFEREE JUST LIKE "BITCH WHY TF AM I EVEN HERE" HJDKSLAD
-HOLY SHIT GRIAN JUST COMPLETELY BLOWING OUT HIS MIC OW MY EARS SIR WHY-
-a fantastic screenshot i took of False and Cub duking it out:
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-FALSE FUCKING KILLED CUBHBFGJDKSL;KFJND
-Impulse im crying does he even know what he's doing-
-fucking hell they're going to end up killing the referee xD
-REN YOU PULLING THAT SNEAKY GOAT JUICE SHIT DHGFJKLD;KFJNVBKHKJFLD;SFK
-PFFTT THEY KILLED ETHO
-IM YELLING THEY LITERALLY CHEATED HGIFJKDOJHGJKWLQ'FKGJ
-"keep on sMASHING" Ren no you know what you said mister-
-i cant with Jevin's skin-
-False's outfit is wonderful and i love her
-WHY👏IS👏REN'S👏SKIN👏SO👏FUCKING👏TONED👏
-*wheeze* REN AND DOC'S CONVERSATION AFTER THE WRESTLING??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR VOICES??? REN'S ONE LINE ABOUT THE GOAT JUICE IS SO CREEPY SOUNDING??? THERE'S SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION??? THIS ENTIRE PART WAS SO WEIRD AND UNCOMFORTABLE AND NVS GET ON THIS??? PLEASE?????
-also props to them for somehow getting 9 hermits do to a recording session
IM STILL SCREAMING OVER REN AND DOC'S CONVERSATION LIKE WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
