Hermitcraft S7 Shenanigans

7 deadly sins AU

was gonna write a thing about Hypno and Mumbo and Iskall but my creativity died and i found a great Team Crafted fanfic that gave me inspiration (btw i mean no offense against any religion i just like 7 deadly sin AUs)

-so we have the 7 deadly sins as well as the 7 heavenly virtues

-Ren is Lust, fight me

-after the whole headgames thing imma make Cleo Wrath because that's terrifying as fuck--

-Doc is Envy (cough that whole thing with BDubs cough)

-BDubs is Gluttony after that whole golden carrot then get beheaded thing

-Grian is Envy (idk it just kinda makes sense-)

-Cub is Greed, clearly

-Sloth is ???? imma just say Etho because his thumbnails are uh, very top quality (also because evil Etho sounds great) or maybe Zed just because

-KERALIS IS KINDNESS AND YOU CAN'T ARGUE

-False is Chastity (basically rejecting sexual stuff) because uh ace False is valid

-Temperance aka opposition to alcohol is clearly Doc (jkjk its xB because technically speaking he's too young to drink alcohol by US standards-"

-Xisuma is Humility aka humble-ness

-Stress is Patience

-Diligence is Mumbo because honestly have you seen this man's bases?

-alternatively Ren would work well as Patience or Diligence but then i have no one for the Lust position so hkfjdshfdjkgjslf

-honestly didn't have much for this AU other than go check out TiXero24's awesome Team Crafted 7 deadly sins book, it's great

-the Sins and Virtues all live in like different towns and cities and while fortune seems to follow the Virtues, disaster follows in wake of the Sins

-and the Virtues are trying to uh get rid of the Sins??? idk i didn't plan this out and its way too early for my brain to work

-i just want a team of evil hermits with specific character traits that are kinda outta character but not, is that too much to ask hgjkfdfhsjadlfkhsdj

fun fact: Hypno and Stress are the server's strongest magic users (discounting Xisuma and his admin powers because that's not magic)