Hermitcraft S7 Shenanigans

some spicy fucking takes + headcanons

aka i've been rewatching octonauts and have just made a revelation

-MUMBO SOUNDS LIKE CAPTAIN BARNACLES

-if you wanna know what Octonauts is it's basically a show that teaches kids are sea creatures! also please check out the sea cucumber episode because ohmygod Slippy's voice is so cute ;-;

-*yells in pESO I LOVE YOU*

-Shellington kinda sounds like Dangthatsalongname hjgfkdhgdjs

-I'VE ALSO BEEN INFORMED THAT WELS IS GOING BACK TO HERMITCRAFT AND WHOOOOO *blows party horn* I CAN WRITE HEADCANONS FOR HIM AGAIN

-and with that said, Wels owns a parasol

-I MISS PYTHON DAMNIT ;-;

-okay so my dumb ass didn't realize that when i said i was genderfluid that was technically me coming out and so i was very confused by the very supportive messages from ya'll (but i really appreciate them! thank you so much! <3)

-*cries in why is Etho's skin literally an anime character and Tango's skin is just a recolored Naruto goddamn it*

-i feel like Impulse is kind of person to stick stickers onto everything

-what if Tango owned a trumpet hgjfdkshjslka

-WHAT IF ZED OWNED A TUBA

-bringing back an old idea that Tango has a bunch of relatives all named after dances; his direct siblings like Ballet and Tap, his half siblings like Macarena, and Those Weird Cousins™ like Orange Justice and Floss

-*cries in Gangnam Style*

-also yes Tango does know the tango and his clothes are half-inspired by it, why do you think he wears so much red and black

-nearly typed 'tagno' jhgjkfdhgjdks

-jevin and wels reunion (its the Sad Times ya'll-)

-Cub... but he's a wither hybrid 👀

-i wanna draw Withermu, Enderlox, and Skybrine now ;-;

-Etho the fairy

-PLEASE WATCH THIS:

-PESO MY SON I LOVE YOU

-yo should draw Mumbo in the Captain Barnacles outfit or is that too cursed?

-also should i draw Dangthatsalongname as Shellington?

-fuck it should i just make an Octonauts AU?

-wait did i explain that Barnacles is the polar bear and Shellington is the sea otter? cuz that's what they are

-okay its Octonauts time >:D (no but seriously the show is actually really good)

-okay nope i need bleach why is there fanfiction for it

-Grian as Kwazii, Cleo as Tweak!, Stress as Dashi???

-who's as soft spoken as Peso??? he's also very smol (sorry i just love him hgjfdkslfjdhkgjsdlk)

-TFC as Professor Inkling hjgfkdfhgjkds

-*kicks down the door* AMNESIA FIC, WHO SHOULD I GIVE AMNESIA

-*kicks down the door again* HANAHAKI DISEASE SCAR FIC

-ABO FIC- *gets slapped*

i lowkey wanna make an "ask the hermits" thing 👀