Hermitcraft S7 Shenanigans

Reacting To: Hermit Arena Battle

hey did you know Ren can speak Afrikaans? not related to the video i just wanted to share

also heavy spoilers for Cleo's vid (or actually any of the battle arena vids lol)

-poor Stress hjdskfjhgjfdksgifodsifouj she had to fight G, Iskall, False, and xB she stood literally no chance

-hun please learn how to throw potions im fucking suffering over here

-well the wither rose thing is kinda working

-wait who even got the killing blow-

-hfjdskjfhgjkdslf Tango is so overpowered it's not even funny

-WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH LAVA

-hjkdijgfdksfijguhdfjkm alright ya'll just degrade Jevin that's fine-

-Etho that's a big brain moment right there mhm

-hjfkdljhgdksl they're still struggling tho

-OH HEY ETHO KILLED HIM FUCK YEAH YOU DESERVE IT MY SNOW CHILD

-'KNICKERS' HFDJKSLDJFHGDKSCKL WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ISKALL

-CLEO I HAVE THE SAME REACTION WHO THE FUCK IS 'KNICKERS MAN'

-WAS THAT REN I HEARD

-IT MCFUCKING WAS HJKLFDJHGDKSLJFGHDK

-REN YOU'RE VOICE HFJDFHGJKDL AND GOOD SIR WHY ARE YOU STILL IN YOUR BOXING OUTFIT PLEASE CHANGE IM BEGGING YOU-

-OH SHIT HE HAS ARMOR-

-ya'll why's there a literal pit on one side of the arena-

-the camera angles are hella sweet nice job Cleo

-everyone's just cry-laughing in the background hrujkdfrhgfjndkmfjuhgudjfnd

-REN YOU'RE SO BAD AT THIS-

-i love that camera angles like  d a m n

-"HE'S LIKE A PINATA" HJFKDJFGHFJDKSJF GRIAN NO

-"i feel violated im getting poked left right and center!" Ren please no you know what you fucking said-

-the fight's so slow hrjksdjfhgjdkclmsjdfuhgijknc-

-THE CAMERA PANNING HRJFKDJFUHIGJDSK-

-gotta love the horrifying noise when everyone cheers as the same time just "bnfmdnvmsmMKFNSNMNGFNFDNVMDS"

-WHY DOES G'S TEAM GET THE EASY ONES I CALL HACKS

-MASTER OF SLEEP FORGETS TO SET HIS SPAWNPOINT HGJFDKSJFHDJSK GODDAMN IT BB

-WHY DID REN HAVE LIKE 70 SWORDS HDFIJKLSJGDKLSM

-DHFJSKDIFUBJKMVCX BB'S VOICE

-'THAT'S YOUR SPECIAL POWER BDUBS' HGJFKDAJFIHUJDSK THE STUPID BED THING

-WHAT IS THIS WHOLE THING BEFORE BDUBS' FIGHT AND WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION?????????

-ayy BB's actually kinda good at this

-I TAKE THAT BACK HE TRAPPED HIMSELF HFJKDLSJFIHUDKC

-JGHFKDJSLKFUHGJDFKLM THE PILLAGER

-BDUBS YOU'RE ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD AT THIS???? LIKE GENUINELY PRETTY GOOD?????

-OH THANK FUCK THE PILLAGER IS DEAD

-'TEAM SLIME PHAROAH' CLEO NO WHY

-cheering? more like 'bbnmnbfghjhnNJFHDJSFHBDKJSLMACVJHBUCJKN'

-HFJDSKIOJFUGRHFDLKMCSC BDUBS AND THE BED THING HRGIUFHEEGJSDLKASDJFHUGFKJND

-'GRIAN THE MOLEMAN' GIHJFOIUGHIFJNDLKMFVGJBHOSUGJLVDKJ

-ISKALL HOW DID YOU FALL OUT THE ARENA???

-WHY ARE THERE HOLES EVERYWHERE???

-THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EATINGKJFSHBJDIGHDUJGLK

-STOP FIGHTING WITH THE STEAK

-oof rip Jevin

-rip xB i thought he'd last longer bu whatever

-HAH GRIAN DIED

-FALSE NOOOOOOOO

-ISKALL DIED OF POISON THAT'S NOT FAIR

-RIP CUB GODDAMN IT

-ETHO DIED FROM HYPNO AS WELL WHY IS HE SO GOOD AT THIS

-OH NICE HYPNO WON I REALL LOVE HIS DESIGN

-THE HEADGAMES ENDS TOMORROW WHAT NOOOOOO

-HJKDFJGJFDKLSJV 'CROWD OF PEOPLE' IT'S LITERALLY JUST CUB AND SCAR IM FUCKING DYING

-WAIT SCAR DID YOU KILL A PANDA NO WHY-

-awkward tension awkward tension awkward tension awkward tension-

-TEAM B WHO'S THAT??????

-AYYYYYY SLIME PHAROAH- WAIT JEVIN AND CUB TEAMED UP HOLY FUCK THAT'S SOME ANGST MATERIAL-

-DAMNIT GRIAN WON FUCK MY LIFE I WANTED FALSE AND IMPULSE TO AT LEAST BE UP ON THE BOARD

-GRIAN WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WIN AT LEAST SCAR ALSO WON OTHERWISE I'D BE WAY MORE FUCKING SALTY

-CLEO YOU COUNTED HOW MANY YOU GOT?????

-HFJDKSFGHUSJNL CUB I LOVE YOU

-awkward tension awkward tension awKWARD TENSION AWKWARD TENSION-

-tired Scar i love him fight me

-*falls through the roof* CONVEX HURT/COMFORT

-SCAR YOU CAPITALIST DON'T KILL CHILDREN

-THE HEADGAMES ARE OVER NOOOOOOOO

-'CLASS DISMISSED' OH CLEO I LOVE YOU

over all yeah i basically died laughing through this entire thing and im also still pissed that Grian won but at least Scar also won and holy fuck the potential for ConVex angst with a side of Jevin yesssss

i would write a chapter on this but i dont think i could take it seriously it's too ridiculous hghufjdkjfkjeuhigfjdkmvsfjobdufjkds